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[Aseaheru]

Buaha! Thank you kind GM!

Thingie rocks the ship calling out over the intercom
"STOP FIGHTING ALREADY! AND SMASHY! YOU CAN DETONATE THAT SAFE IN ABOUT 40MIN, NOW STOP IT."
And to Scamps:
"Getting us to fish."

[GreatWyrmGold]

Okay, something bugs me.

The red mage casts a fireball...He yells, conjuring a flame golem which rises from the ground...The red mage fires a blast of fire towards Dan.

I count three spells, which is two more actions than anyone else can take. Is there a reason for this, or is it just GMagic?

Oh, and you don't seem to have updated the D-Ex in a while.


"It's not just Dan that's stronger than you. There's me, too."
Go over to the red mage, and fire arrows into his hands (or elsewhere in the limbs) to pin him to the deck. Hit Dan with a Kick of Authority, as well.

[Mapleguy555]

Suddenly, a man appears from a dimensional rift!

(Assuming still open to other players)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory: Weathered Gray Clothing, Chipped Sword.
Description: A drawn man, with a prominent black beard.
Abilities: +1 to Eat Check, +3 to Drink Check

[HissinhWalnuts]

I hope I get something like summon thorny slime, or flammable slime if I survive... maybe even edible slime.

[Weirdsound]

Smashy waits in the cabin as instructed. To kill time he puts some of the musket balls he found into the bottle of Kerosene to create a Frag Grenade of Safety!

[Cheesecake]

Cheesecake is baked from a Planar Microwave!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory: Bad Frosting Armor, Rolling Pin
Description: An anthropomorphic cheesecake. Yes.
Abilities: Eat self

[PrivateNomad]

guys were not taking any more players

[Cheesecake]

Oh, woops. Nevermind then, sorry.

[Mapleguy555]

Sadface. PTW then.

[PrivateNomad]

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Maseau uses lurbricant slime! Slime starts oozing from the ground below the Red mage and Dan!
Maseau feels exhausted!

Both the Red mage and Dan slip and fall!
M'ber fires an arrow towards the Red Mage, Dealing 5 damage!

Dirus swings his sword at Dan, but misses!
Morina fires a lightning bolt at Dan, but barely hits him.

The Fire Golem swings his fiery fist at M'ber from behind! The Fire Golem deals 4 damage!

A heavenly light surrounds Rillsim!
"...3!" He counts. No 4, and 5 is outright. Rillsim releases the Holy Hand Grenade! The grenade blows up, releasing a blinding light!
And also making a hole in the floor. Floorboards drop to the ocean, and a part of the wall is severed! Hydrogen gas starts leaking out!

Alarms blare throughout the ship!
"WARNING, OXYHYDROGEN LEAK DETECTED -- CANCELLING THRUSTERS" an automated voice blares out. And then the ship stops flying.
Thingie does everything in his power to stop the ship. He knows not to activate the thrusters again, because that would cause the ship to explode. He goes over the intercom.

"Attention passengers, we are now fucked." He says.

The ship falls down to the ocean floor, just 100 feet above it! Could this be the end...?

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Smashy sighs, bored as he waits inside the cabin. He pours the musketballs inside the kerosene to create a frag grenade of safety!
Aaaaand everything's getting knocked down.



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Ship Status:
Oxyhydrogen Fuel Leak
Hull Damage
Rocket Motors Non-Operational

M'ber is in critical condition!


♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (7) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (17) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  Frag Grenade of Safety
  Phoenix Down

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (30) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (21) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
 Shampoo
 Lotion


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: Maseau the Slime Wizard (13) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.

EQUIPMENT
 Kitten skin Robe
 Fur Boots
 ◄Hogwartz Wand►


ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [17]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [24]
Fire Golem [10]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (13) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[GreatWyrmGold]

"Oh, this is such BS."

Head to Rillsim.
"Hey, I could use a bit of medical attention."

((Also, HOW DID THE RED MAGE GET TO CAST THREE SPELLS LAST TURN?!?))

[PrivateNomad]

That was my bad.

[IronyOwl]

Shkasha didn't know much about airships, but she did know a fair amount about webs.

Specifically, she knew that sitting in a falling web was a problem. And if one couldn't jump the web, one had best be able to repair it.

Or maybe jump onto one of those flying invaders.

Try to repair the thing that makes the ship stay up. Duct tape spider silk solves everything!

[Aseaheru]

"We got any chutes on this thing?" Thingie says as he looks for other ways to land the ship without BOOM.
"See what happens when you fight? Why couldn't you morons wait HALF A SODDING HOUR?!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"What were we supposed to do? Let them kill us?"