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Author Topic: [6/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon: AN UPDATE!11??11!!?  (Read 91479 times)

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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #765 on: November 11, 2013, 11:36:18 am »

"We could go to the lightning palace inside Youran, just west of here." Morina states, standing idly.

"We could go to the moon." Gordan restates.

"Or we could be worried about those two far away figures approaching us at a rapid rate..." Dirus says, pointing out the window.


There indeed seems to be two smaller figures approaching the craft, with a trail of fire from one of them.
"Lightning Palace...you already said that, Gordan...far-away--wait, what?"

M'Ber looks out the window.
"...This is inconvenient."
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #766 on: November 12, 2013, 08:59:23 pm »

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Skhasha checks up on the ship. Status is nominal, and you appear to be outside Murnis Harbor by 12 miles.

M'ber gathers everybody, and initiates a party meeting.

"Alright. We have the Blazer, we have each other, and we have the ocean. This meeting is to determine two things: What do we want, aPost reply
nd how can we get it? Let's start with the first; let's get some goals out there."

"Who gave you the title of captain?" Gordan asks.
"You, just now. Although since I'm the only person who seems to care about anything except goblin honor, killing honorable goblins, bopping duelists in need of medical attention on the head, and other stupid things, I might be the only one suited for this."

Smashy scowls. "Smashy cares 'bout helping people. That ain't stupid. How bout we go somewhere people need help."

"Alright. One option: Help people. Somehow."
M'Ber writes this on a giant dry-erase board he found in the ship's storage.
"Anyone else want to voice opinions? Not that I don't like that option, but we need to hear everyone's opinions."

"We could go to the moon!" Gordan jumps up excitedly.
M'Ber pauses, sighing inwardly. He then writes "Go to the Moon" on the dry-erase board.
"We could find some kind of island or something." Dirus adds.

M'Ber nods and adds that to the whiteboard.

"We could go to the lightning palace inside Youran, just west of here." Morina states, standing idly.

"We could go to the moon." Gordan restates.

"Or we could be worried about those two far away figures approaching us at a rapid rate..." Dirus says, pointing out the window.

There indeed seems to be two smaller figures approaching the craft, with a trail of fire from one of them.


"Lightning Palace...you already said that, Gordan...far-away--wait, what?"

M'Ber looks out the window.
"...This is inconvenient."

The Ogre grins excitedly and hops up and down like a child on Christmas. "They have fire. They must be coming to help us!"

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Thingie goes to check scamps. He hasn't caught a single fish. A single tear drops from his eyes as he looks towards you.

The two figures should be here next turn..!


♦Players♦
Spoiler: M'Ber (19) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shkasha (14) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

☼ENEMIES☼
None.

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]



¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #767 on: November 12, 2013, 09:17:55 pm »

Maseau the squid man slime wizard : Crash through floor into dungeon!(I want to play, please.)

Equipment: Robe made of dead kitten skin, wand with Hogwarts, cat fur boots.
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #768 on: November 12, 2013, 09:39:34 pm »

Maseau the squid man slime wizard : Crash through floor into dungeon!(I want to play, please.)

Equipment: Robe made of dead kitten skin, wand with Hogwarts, cat fur boots.
We're not in a dungeon. Long story.



M'Ber puts away the dry erase board.
"Everyone, battle stations! Prepare for boarding, but do not fire! We don't know their intentions--be wary, but polite!"

Grab my bow. Stand in a high location, keeping an eye on them.
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #769 on: November 13, 2013, 11:41:57 am »

Smashy nods. "Polite. That means get my hugging mittens on."

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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #770 on: November 13, 2013, 02:57:43 pm »

Comfort Scamps, then get to control area to FLY!
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #771 on: November 13, 2013, 07:24:56 pm »

((HissinH, I think what he meant the first time was: go back to the first post, read it, use the character sheet template, then come back and ask to join.))

Rillsim blanches. Bravery was not one of Asalatasiama's tenants. "Well, ermmm...I'm not sure what good I'd do...but I do know healing magic, so if any of you are hurt, just speak up, and I'll see what I can do..."
He sorta just follows Morina around until then, unless told to do something else. She was the only one to even attempt to explain what was going on or greet him, after all. Hmph.

((He is snooty. :p))
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #772 on: November 13, 2013, 07:28:49 pm »

"Me and my squire! We're hurt!" Shkasha said, scuttling entirely too close to Rillsim's face and gesturing at Dirus.

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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #773 on: November 13, 2013, 07:40:09 pm »

"Uhhhhhh..." Rillsim's face turns a slightly paler shade of green than it was even before, conclusively proving that there was, indeed, somehow a way to be both green as a leaf and pale as a sheet, simultaneously.

There was a giant spider-bodied woman directly in front of him. Such a thing would be terrifying to any priest. "Of course, my dear, um, lady," he manages to stammer as he brings his staff up to protect himself before realizing how rude a gesture that would be, color returning to his face in full force (orcs blush a blue-ish purple, apparently.) as he tried to make it seem as though he was bringing it up to heal them. He began praying to Asalatasiama, though a part of his mind was occupied with: whatjusthappenedandwhywasthereagiantspider-womanonboardnoactuallywhywouldn'ttherebeafteralleverythingelseaboutthiswasjustasinsane-

He was brought up short by nearly fumbling one of the longer verses of Asalatasiama's text. Cursing in a third part of his mind, he focused, and laid a hand upon each of them -reluctantly upon the leg/knee in the case of Shkasha, distractedly on the top of the head in the case of Dirus.

Use Heal!
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon [1 PLAYERS WANTED]•►
« Reply #774 on: November 13, 2013, 08:14:25 pm »

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Maseau the Slime Wizard materializes in the bottom deck of the ship.

M'Ber puts away the dry erase board.
"Everyone, battle stations! Prepare for boarding, but do not fire! We don't know their intentions--be wary, but polite!"

M'ber grabs his Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»! He climbs onto the main top, taking sniping post.


Smashy nods. "Polite. That means get my hugging mittens on."
The Fire Ogre gets ready to give the guests a big hug with the ☼Arsonist's Joy☼!


Thingie pats scamps on the head, then rushes to the cockpit to take control of the craft. He takes out the instruction manual.:"
"Time for zero years of flight school to pay off..." He says, taking it off auto-pilot. The shit hasn't exploded yet.


Rillsim blanches. Bravery was not one of Asalatasiama's tenants. "Well, ermmm...I'm not sure what good I'd do...but I do know healing magic, so if any of you are hurt, just speak up, and I'll see what I can do..."
He follows Morina, until approached by Skhasha and Dirus.


"Me and my squire! We're hurt!" Shkasha said, scuttling entirely too close to Rillsim's face and gesturing at Dirus.
Analyze incoming guests when not analyzing orc.

Dirus stares akwardly at Rillsim.

"Uhhhhhh..." Rillsim's face turns a slightly paler shade of green than it was even before, conclusively proving that there was, indeed, somehow a way to be both green as a leaf and pale as a sheet, simultaneously.

   There was a giant spider-bodied woman directly in front of him. Such a thing would be terrifying to any priest. "Of course, my dear, um, lady,"
 he manages to stammer as he brings his staff up to protect himself before realizing how rude a gesture that would be, color returning to his face in full force as he tried to make it seem as though he was bringing it up to heal them. He began praying to Asalatasiama, though a part of his mind was occupied with: whatjusthappenedandwhywasthereagiantspider-womanonboardnoactuallywhywouldn'ttherebeafteralleverythingelseaboutthiswasjustasinsane-

He was brought up short by nearly fumbling one of the longer verses of Asalatasiama's text. Cursing in a third part of his mind, he focused, and laid a hand upon each of them -reluctantly upon the leg/knee in the case of Shkasha, distractedly on the top of the head in the case of Dirus.


A white light appears over the both of them's heads. Skhasha is healed to full health, however a boot falls on Dirus.
"Ow! What the fuck, Alastata guy!?" He yells.

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The two figures reach the boat! M'ber attempts to intercept them with an arrow, but misses! He rushes to the control room.
The two break into the control room, the wood shattering as they enter. They both wearing sunglasses.
The one on the left wears a red hat with antlers, with red robes. The one on the right bears many hammers and a silver belt. He wears scaled armor, and has a beard and mustache.

The red one has a flaming gun in his hand, and the hammer one has two of his hammers floating mid-air.
They pose.

"Prepare for trouble!" the red one chants.
"And make it double!" the hammer one chants along.
"To protect the world with devastation!" They say in unison.
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love..!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Red mage!" the hammer one says.
"Dan!" The red mage says.
"Team Soviet Fire blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!" They finish. They then go on about how lame that entrance was, until the red mage looks at Smashy.

"...Smashy...?" He says.
M'ber walks in.
"M-M'ber!?!?" He says, his jaw dropping.

"LIGHTNING... BOLT!" Morina yells out! A lightning bolt strikes towards Dan, but he sees her and quickly absorbs it with his hammer.

"well this is awkward." Dan Straight says quietly.


♦Players♦
Spoiler: M'Ber (19) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

☼ENEMIES☼
None.

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]



¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
╞═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╡

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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #775 on: November 13, 2013, 08:27:24 pm »

Thingie looks through a convenient tourism book.
"Lets see... Ah, a fish mart. Thats a nice spot."
HEAD FOR IT!
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #776 on: November 13, 2013, 08:48:54 pm »

"...If you're going to rip off someone, rip off someone competent. Morina, Thunder Volt! Or whatever that thing was called."

Shoot the idiots whilst fracturing the 4th wall.
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #777 on: November 13, 2013, 09:22:09 pm »

SUMMON LE SLIME!
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #778 on: November 13, 2013, 09:31:51 pm »

"Eh? What's awkward?"

Scuttle entirely too close to red mage and hammer. See if red mage is as velvety soft as he looks.
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Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« Reply #779 on: November 13, 2013, 09:50:37 pm »

Uh game master I wish to register a complaint about my character info...
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