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ReportMaseau the Slime Wizard materializes in the bottom deck of the ship.M'Ber puts away the dry erase board.
"Everyone, battle stations! Prepare for boarding, but do not fire! We don't know their intentions--be wary, but polite!"
M'ber grabs his Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»! He climbs onto the main top, taking sniping post.Smashy nods. "Polite. That means get my hugging mittens on."
The Fire Ogre gets ready to give the guests a big hug with the ☼Arsonist's Joy☼!Thingie pats scamps on the head, then rushes to the cockpit to take control of the craft. He takes out the instruction manual.:"
"Time for zero years of flight school to pay off..." He says, taking it off auto-pilot. The shit hasn't exploded yet.Rillsim blanches. Bravery was not one of Asalatasiama's tenants. "Well, ermmm...I'm not sure what good I'd do...but I do know healing magic, so if any of you are hurt, just speak up, and I'll see what I can do..."
He follows Morina, until approached by Skhasha and Dirus."Me and my squire! We're hurt!" Shkasha said, scuttling entirely too close to Rillsim's face and gesturing at Dirus.
Analyze incoming guests when not analyzing orc.Dirus stares akwardly at Rillsim."Uhhhhhh..." Rillsim's face turns a slightly paler shade of green than it was even before, conclusively proving that there was, indeed, somehow a way to be both green as a leaf and pale as a sheet, simultaneously.
There was a giant spider-bodied woman directly in front of him. Such a thing would be terrifying to any priest. "Of course, my dear, um, lady,"
he manages to stammer as he brings his staff up to protect himself before realizing how rude a gesture that would be, color returning to his face in full force as he tried to make it seem as though he was bringing it up to heal them. He began praying to Asalatasiama, though a part of his mind was occupied with: whatjusthappenedandwhywasthereagiantspider-womanonboardnoactuallywhywouldn'ttherebeafteralleverythingelseaboutthiswasjustasinsane-
He was brought up short by nearly fumbling one of the longer verses of Asalatasiama's text. Cursing in a third part of his mind, he focused, and laid a hand upon each of them -reluctantly upon the leg/knee in the case of Shkasha, distractedly on the top of the head in the case of Dirus.A white light appears over the both of them's heads. Skhasha is healed to full health, however a boot falls on Dirus."Ow! What the fuck, Alastata guy!?" He yells.=========
The two figures reach the boat! M'ber attempts to intercept them with an arrow, but misses! He rushes to the control room.The two break into the control room, the wood shattering as they enter. They both wearing sunglasses.
The one on the left wears a red hat with antlers, with red robes. The one on the right bears many hammers and a silver belt. He wears scaled armor, and has a beard and mustache.
The red one has a flaming gun in his hand, and the hammer one has two of his hammers floating mid-air.
They pose.
"Prepare for trouble!" the red one chants."And make it double!" the hammer one chants along."To protect the world with devastation!" They say in unison.
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love..!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Red mage!" the hammer one says."Dan!" The red mage says."Team Soviet Fire blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!" They finish. They then go on about how lame that entrance was, until the red mage looks at Smashy.
"...Smashy...?" He says.M'ber walks in."M-M'ber!?!?" He says, his jaw dropping."LIGHTNING... BOLT!" Morina yells out! A lightning bolt strikes towards Dan, but he sees her and quickly absorbs it with his hammer."well this is awkward." Dan Straight says quietly.♦Players♦Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Lvl. 3
EQUIPMENT ◄Axe of Fire►
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
Fire Suit
50 Gold Pieces
Can of Gasoline
Box of Matches (20)
Silver Axe
3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
Phoenix Down ABILITIESLaugh of Fire
Fire Ring
Lvl. 1
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
Lvl. 1
EQUIPMENT Silk NetABILITIESHeal
Disable
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
Lvl. 1
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
[spoiler=ΩDungeon-ExΩ]
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
None.
♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]2 Cats
[10]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.
EQUIPMENT
Iron Armor
5 Bombs
Bomb Bag
◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►
ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer
An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.
EQUIPMENT
Green Silk Robes
Bow
Song book
◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►
ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War
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