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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #150 on: December 24, 2012, 12:20:18 pm »

The man rapidly fiddles with the controls completely unaware of the person silently moving behind him and sliding a machete past his throat. He does, however notice when you grab him and drag him back. He fights at first before the machete gets pressed into his neck. As the whole crew is screaming at him, scaring the guy senseless, a sound is heard.

Incoming hail. Interference. Audio only.
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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #151 on: December 24, 2012, 12:25:42 pm »

"Answer it calmly and nicely, without telling on us. Or I slit your throat."
« Last Edit: December 24, 2012, 12:29:38 pm by IamanElfCollaborator »
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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #152 on: December 24, 2012, 02:41:26 pm »

"W- what do you want me to say?" The man asks with a heavy dose of fear in his voice. The man reaches out slowly and taps the screen.

"Hello civilian. It seems that you were displaying an emergency signal. The nature of your signal was indeterminable due to the high amount of ferrous metals in your area. Please clearly state your emergency and guide your vessel into our repair anchorage on Reliquary. Here are the coordinates. Please complete your transport after the port has looked you over. What is your emergency sir Or ma'am?"
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« Reply #153 on: December 24, 2012, 02:44:08 pm »

"Say that you're fine, and there's no problem ,it's a false alarm.  Maybe I'll let you live, Say it all calm-like, or else you'll be going home in a matchbox."

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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #154 on: December 24, 2012, 03:14:41 pm »

No emergency. Minor error in judgement. The signal is a false alarm."

The reply is slow to come.

Noted. Protocol requires you to dock civilian. Guide your ship into the anchorage and complete th- a large explosion is heard followed by loud indescernable yelling filled by a second explosion.

Words read across the screen.

Frequency lost... Attempting reconnect... Frequency lost...

The message continues to repeat.
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« Reply #155 on: December 24, 2012, 03:54:07 pm »

"I say its time for you to make some art DaVinci"
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« Reply #156 on: December 24, 2012, 04:10:41 pm »

Da Vinci smiled and pressed Bianca further into the man's throat, slicing his throat open.

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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #157 on: December 24, 2012, 09:19:07 pm »

"See, now THIS is what fun is!" Charlie says, turning to face the direction the noise came from.

Ready arc cutter for dismemberment!
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« Reply #158 on: December 24, 2012, 11:09:43 pm »

Davinci slices through the man's throat with serious force, holding him close as warm blood pours from his body. The pilot flails madly, undulating against Davinci, in some strange mockery of intercourse, his color changing from copper to a sickly pale. He slows his movements until there are no movements at all and his eyes become pinpoints, as he stairs forever, unfocused, at nothing in particular. Davinci let's the pilot slide down leaving a red streak on the front of his bulky suit.

A pool has formed around the now lifeless pilot and the team widens their circle to keep from stepping in it, or possibly just some unspoken rule. There is a moment of complete silence before a proximity alert is sounded. The blaring and flashing lights mask a hail, forcing it's way onto the screen.

A man with graying hair and in a dirty military uniform appears and begins to speak in a deep accent. "I am commander Sikh of the Reliquary Liberation Navy. You will allow your ship to be tugged to our base of operations or you will be ventilated. Will you comply?"

The alarm cuts off as the missile is destroyed by a burst from the point defense.

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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #159 on: December 24, 2012, 11:22:45 pm »

Without much warning multiple tugs can be seen lynching on through multiple viewing screens. Off of the port side a heavily damaged cruiser can be seen and a few fighters that look more repairs than original.

The man frowns. "Well this is quite the scene. You obviously aren't jook. Identify yourselves. Sooner would be better than later."
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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #160 on: December 25, 2012, 12:57:43 am »

"Ah, go shove a torpedo up your ass, soldier."
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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« Reply #161 on: December 25, 2012, 01:00:16 am »

"There's a mutiny on the ship, currently, we're fighting off the last fuckers. We'll be fine, just let us go on our merry way; we've managed to detain most of the mutineers and we'll shut this guy here up soon."

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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #162 on: December 25, 2012, 01:02:57 am »

"Shove it up his too, Captain Asshole."
Jeb does his best to make a fake fight look good.  He looses on purpose.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #163 on: December 25, 2012, 01:08:26 am »

Do the same, and pretend to beat Jeb into submission."

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Re: Space criminals 7/7 players *Full*
« Reply #164 on: December 25, 2012, 01:09:51 am »

Oh, and Jeb will be yelling some bullshit about capitalist dogs going to hell.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v
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