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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217309 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #945 on: March 26, 2013, 01:50:50 am »

Respawn as my state one second before the explosion.
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Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #946 on: March 26, 2013, 06:57:07 am »

>Respawn as innocent bystander selling baked potatoes.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #947 on: March 26, 2013, 01:36:35 pm »

Respawn.
Run like the wind would run if it ran.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #948 on: March 26, 2013, 04:57:41 pm »

SPAWN AS A TANK!
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #949 on: March 26, 2013, 05:01:54 pm »

Respawn as bacon
Kill whoever killed my past life

(2) nope, that defies the original too much.
(2) Well should it be onyxjew who caused slowpoke to become a nuke, or slowpoke that you kill?

>Respawn as a Void-elemental Dragon.
>Assist Xantalos's second action.
(5) Sure
(1) You manage to kill yourself attempting that.

Respawn.

Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."


Gain superpowers!

(4) You gain the power of being Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. (yes I used the metamorphica)

Respawn as a puddle of orphan meat filled with toxic diamond slivers.
(1) No you don't. Respawn?

Respawn as my state one second before the explosion.
(3) You respawn as your regular self right as you morphed into a nuke. You are weirdly metalloid and constantly beep.

>Respawn as innocent bystander selling baked potatoes.
(2) Why?

Respawn.
Run like the wind would run if it ran.

(5) You run very very fast
and are near a hotel

SPAWN AS A TANK!
(4) okay (6) The cops arrest you and start towing you to jail.

Onyxjew: Dead

Zanzetkuken: Dead Void-energy elemental dragon

Xantalos: Deciding who to kill

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human.

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: near a hotel

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest

Mullet Master: Dead

Tavik Toth: Tank, under arrest.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #950 on: March 26, 2013, 05:07:33 pm »

Kill them both!
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Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #951 on: March 26, 2013, 05:08:34 pm »

Drive out of jail. Then make a city state.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #952 on: March 26, 2013, 05:13:28 pm »

>Respawn
>Use Void energy to get to a location the officers will not find me.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #953 on: March 26, 2013, 05:13:38 pm »

Check inventory.
If no/little money, pickpocket some rich-looking person exiting hotel.

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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #954 on: March 26, 2013, 05:43:14 pm »

Respawn as C'thulhu.
Eat the planet
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #955 on: March 26, 2013, 06:02:32 pm »

Become Mercury Man--No one will think to use heavy metals against someone with one in their name!
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #956 on: March 28, 2013, 06:59:09 am »

Kill them both!
(5 vs. 4) (5 vs. 4) You graze them slightly.

Drive out of jail. Then make a city state.
(2) You can't as they removed all your gas.

>Respawn
>Use Void energy to get to a location the officers will not find me.
(4) You use the void to go outside the city. now you only have to worry about state troopers

Check inventory.
If no/little money, pickpocket some rich-looking person exiting hotel.


You have nothing. (4) You steal some guys wallet, netting about $40 in cash.

Respawn as C'thulhu.
Eat the planet

(5) Okay
(3) You begin to eat the planet, but then these people come with guns and tanks and planes and start shooting at you.

Become Mercury Man--No one will think to use heavy metals against someone with one in their name!
(By heavy metal I meant the music)
(2) Apparently Mercury Man is already taken.

Onyxjew: Cthulhu

Zanzetkuken: Outside the city

Xantalos: Failing to kill

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human.

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: near a hotel, $40

LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest

Mullet Master: Dead

Tavik Toth: Tank, under arrest, out of gas
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #957 on: March 28, 2013, 07:12:43 am »

...Huh.

Purchase heavy-duty earplugs to protect myself from the alleged music.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #958 on: March 28, 2013, 09:08:02 am »

Swat the military away.
Continue meal.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #959 on: March 28, 2013, 09:46:32 am »

...Huh.

Purchase heavy-duty earplugs to protect myself from the alleged music.

TICK AT GWG AT 420 BPM
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