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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216340 times)

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #915 on: March 09, 2013, 09:27:39 pm »

PREQUISITE OF BEING VAMPIRE IS BEING DEAD
BECOME SUPERVAMPIRE
EAT RANDOM PLAYER
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #916 on: March 09, 2013, 09:41:11 pm »

By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #917 on: March 09, 2013, 09:42:17 pm »

By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?
Some horrible algamation of Hitler, Nicolas Cage, Robert DeNiro, and Ian McKellen.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #918 on: March 09, 2013, 10:48:28 pm »

Try to remember why I wanted javierpwn's credit card in the first place.

Respawn as a dragon. A great wyrm one of the golden variety.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #919 on: March 09, 2013, 11:09:24 pm »

By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?

Ommision played by...

I don't know,Do you have Any Ideas
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #920 on: March 10, 2013, 04:23:47 am »

By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?
I have no idea.
Respawn. Determine if anything of the TopHat corp. is still there
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #921 on: March 10, 2013, 08:13:40 am »

Use Death Star to blast a way out of the Microwave.
Start conquering a galaxy with it.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #922 on: March 10, 2013, 08:47:28 am »

Use Death Star to blast a way out of the Microwave.
Start conquering a galaxy with it.


BURGERIZE THE ENTIRE GALAXY THE DEATH STAR IS IN

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #923 on: March 18, 2013, 07:22:07 pm »

As the dust settles from Nic Cage's death, the various plots are resolved.

>Destroy the barrier that prevents use of magic.
>Transform into a dragon.
Nosaneinme destroyed it last turn, moving on, (5) You become a large dragon and fly off into the sunset.

PREQUISITE OF BEING VAMPIRE IS BEING DEAD
BECOME SUPERVAMPIRE
EAT RANDOM PLAYER

(2) nope

Try to remember why I wanted javierpwn's credit card in the first place.

Respawn as a dragon. A great wyrm one of the golden variety.
Because you wanted a spaceship

(4) you become a dragon and fly off after zanzetkuken

By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?
I have no idea.
Respawn. Determine if anything of the TopHat corp. is still there
Nope, tophat corp was completely eliminated in Cage's one man assault on you.

Use Death Star to blast a way out of the Microwave.
Start conquering a galaxy with it.

(3) You find your subordinates lack of faith in the maneuver disturbing as they slightly damage the microwave.

Use Death Star to blast a way out of the Microwave.
Start conquering a galaxy with it.


BURGERIZE THE ENTIRE GALAXY THE DEATH STAR IS IN

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(4) okay. You break a hole in the space time continuum though, leading the GM to reset everything.


ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu

You look behind you to see that cops are pursuing you. What do you do?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #924 on: March 18, 2013, 07:24:48 pm »

So it begins. I think.

Build a Power Foot. Shove it six feet into LordSlowpoke's groin.

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« Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 08:06:19 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #925 on: March 18, 2013, 07:32:48 pm »

>Transform into a Void-energy elemental dragon.
>Send Cops into the Void.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #926 on: March 18, 2013, 08:21:32 pm »

JOIN COPS

BECOME BENNY THE COP (MOVIE: KOPPS)

STYLISHLY DEXTROY CRIMINALS
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #927 on: March 18, 2013, 08:22:38 pm »

Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."


Gain superpowers!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #928 on: March 18, 2013, 08:33:36 pm »

>Hijack nearby car, leadfoot it into the seedy part of town.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IX: Deja Vu
« Reply #929 on: March 19, 2013, 02:48:07 pm »

Run like the wind!
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