Uplift the inhabitants of my new planet to sentience and interstellar travel. Lead the to Earth, so they can spread to word of Rationality and such. Sounds like they need it...
(1) You kill all life on the planet.
Assist mom in dealing with the cops.
Get out of the jail.
"Don't worry son, I've got this!"
Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.
"Don't worry son, I've got this!"
Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.
>Open a rift below the cops before he does this.
"You may control rubble, but I control space-time rifts."
(2) Other than chiding Zoomzoll about not washing his tentacles before eating, his mom does nothing.
(5) Zoom zoll eats all the cops
(2) wwolin discovers he can't control rubble
(5) zanzetkuken drops all the cops' remains into a space time rift.
I haven't read this in weeks. So I'll start from the top.
SHANK BUILDINGS,
SPREAD CHAOS,
BUILD A STATUE OUT OF CAT FETUSES.
(6) the buildings don't like that.
(5) "Oh god...the buildings...they are killing everything!"
(3) You build a cat statue. By that I mean you put a cat on a pedestal.
Breed an army of giant Grillidons
Become the dominant species on the planet, establishing an advanced civilization.
(2) you fail to find a mate
Use wind powers to blow away south america's defenders, then send army to invade
(4) "sir! Our guns just got completely blown away." SMASH!!! "What was that?" "Sounded like a tank, sir."
(5) Army overruns SOuth America.
NPCs
(6) Congress declares the city to be in a state of Emergency and declares martial law. US goes to DEFCON EA (eldritch Abomination) and uses wind power to resurrect H. P lovecraft to deal with the situation.
(1) It appears Lovecraft prefers death.
(1) The United Nations decides to give its power to tophat's government. Tophat now controls South America and North America and nothing else!
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