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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217261 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #345 on: January 10, 2013, 12:23:59 pm »
>Open another rift.
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TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #346 on: January 10, 2013, 01:08:51 pm »
Be elected Prez 4 life.
Invade nearby country
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (not dead)
« Reply #347 on: January 10, 2013, 10:52:07 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 09, 2013, 08:19:44 pm
Evolve into Grillosaur.
Grill T-Rex.
(2) That's not how evolution works. Maybe in a million years your species will become a Grillosaur.
(5) Everyone in the Cretaceous enjoys grilled T. Rex steak and praises the grill.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 09, 2013, 08:31:14 pm
Make secret base, donate remainder of fortune to charity, find supervillains.
(6) you build a fortress of solitude in the Arctic, causing the US government to criticize you as a job exporter.
(3) The little money you have left gets spent on Partners in Health
(3) You find one, but it makes only a short Cold Opening scene in the movie to defeat him.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 10, 2013, 12:23:59 pm
>Open another rift.
(5) You open a rift under the cops and they get sent to my Cops and Robbers RTD.

Quote from: TopHat on January 10, 2013, 01:08:51 pm
Be elected Prez 4 life.
Invade nearby country
(5) You are now the countries Prez 4 life. WHITE HOUSE PARTY!!!!
(6) Canada is successfully invaded. Maple Syrup prices lower, and Quebec becomes its own country. Bet your wondering how that was an overshoot since you gave the Canadians the boot, eh? America's health care system know applies to Canadians causing many Canadians to flee the country to France and Sweden. Some even commit suicide.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #348 on: January 10, 2013, 10:54:59 pm »
Become a flying Grillodon.
Become the dominant species on the planet, with me as the immortal leader.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #349 on: January 10, 2013, 10:55:34 pm »
...Which means that that was the shot which established me as an awesome hero (prefacing a flashback), with a high chance that that guy returns as this movie's Big Bad.

Detect flashback to confirm hypothesis. Either way, make sure the villain's locked up in prison, then head on out to find more supervillains.
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TheZoomZoll

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #350 on: January 11, 2013, 03:45:57 am »
I love you too mom.
Wanna go home?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #351 on: January 11, 2013, 05:08:13 am »
Invade Mexico.
Then begin taking over south America.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #352 on: January 11, 2013, 01:27:38 pm »
>Open more rifts.
>Jump into the one the cops fell into.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #353 on: January 11, 2013, 09:27:37 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 10, 2013, 10:54:59 pm
Become a flying Grillodon.
Become the dominant species on the planet, with me as the immortal leader.
(5) You do confusing paleontologists everywhere. Also you can survive on land, since that is where you are.
(2) It's kind of hard to move on land with flippers

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 10, 2013, 10:55:34 pm
...Which means that that was the shot which established me as an awesome hero (prefacing a flashback), with a high chance that that guy returns as this movie's Big Bad.

Detect flashback to confirm hypothesis. Either way, make sure the villain's locked up in prison, then head on out to find more supervillains.
(2) Sorry, flashback detection power is offline. Please hang up and try again.
(5) He gets locked up in a prison. Thankfully it isn't made of cardboard.
(1) You meet Cthulhuman (Not Zoomzoll). He got bitten by a radioactive Cthulhu and absorbed his powers. You go enasni morf gniyrt ot thgif mih.

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on January 11, 2013, 03:45:57 am
I love you too mom.
Wanna go home?
(4) "Aw your so sweet. Let's go home."

Quote from: TopHat on January 11, 2013, 05:08:13 am
Invade Mexico.
Then begin taking over south America.
(3) The invasion is resisted, but Northern Mexico is in you hands.
(2) You should finish the invasion of Mexico first.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 11, 2013, 01:27:38 pm
>Open more rifts.
>Jump into the one the cops fell into.
(3) You open one, but it closes almost immediately
(4) You do. Welcome to Generic, New Jersey.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #354 on: January 11, 2013, 09:34:36 pm »
Og hgourht a retcarahc tnempoleved cra sa I yrt ot thgif eht ssendam, ylno ot revocsid taht I ma ton detius rof siht dlrow sa I yldam llik ynam elpoep.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #355 on: January 11, 2013, 10:18:22 pm »
Gain ability to fly.
Conquer the planet.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #356 on: January 11, 2013, 10:30:27 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 11, 2013, 09:34:36 pm
Og hgourht a retcarahc tnempoleved cra sa I yrt ot thgif eht ssendam, ylno ot revocsid taht I ma ton detius rof siht dlrow sa I yldam llik ynam elpoep.
(1) the GM kills you for having all backwards text.

Not really, but I think i'll be able to read it.

It's "Go through a character development arc as I try to fight the madness, only to discover that I am not suited for this world as I madly kill many people", right?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #357 on: January 11, 2013, 10:36:03 pm »
You missed a "not," and brought it on yourself yb gnitirw ym enasni txet sdrawkcab.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #358 on: January 11, 2013, 10:52:34 pm »
tuhs pu
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #359 on: January 11, 2013, 11:34:10 pm »
>Open more rifts.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon
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