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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216306 times)

TheZoomZoll

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #360 on: January 12, 2013, 02:42:43 am »

Ask mom what dad has been up to.

TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #361 on: January 12, 2013, 02:07:26 pm »

Develop improved military tech.
Take over rest of mexico
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #362 on: January 12, 2013, 02:09:58 pm »

((And I return. TheZoomZoll shall be fatherless no more!))

Become TheZoomZoll's father
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #363 on: January 12, 2013, 02:11:04 pm »

Get back together with Jail, like a hollywood movie.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #364 on: January 13, 2013, 11:18:16 am »

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uoy od, dna evael ot emoceb dog fo rehtona tenalp. You are no longer insane.

Gain ability to fly.
Conquer the planet.

(6) You can now fly, causing everyone to refuse to believe dinosaurs existed. Everyone in the modern day now believes in Intelligent Design, except those leftist Darwinist freaks.
(2) Now how would you do that?

>Open more rifts.
(4) You open a time rift to World War 2. (2) Nothing happens.

Ask mom what dad has been up to.
"Well I heard he was ruler of hell, wwolinman, and death of being crushed by rubble last I heard" (2) More cops show up.

Develop improved military tech.
Take over rest of mexico

(2) "Sorry sir, we can't promise you anything till next turn at least. It takes a while for prototypes to become regular equipment."
(4) All of Mexico is under your control.

((And I return. TheZoomZoll shall be fatherless no more!))

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You still are. I'm keeping all your titles too, just because you have so many. If you get executed that is going to be fun.

Get back together with Jail, like a hollywood movie.
(1) She files a restraining order against you. Thats kind of tough since you are still physically attached to her.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #365 on: January 13, 2013, 11:40:28 am »

Uplift the inhabitants of my new planet to sentience and interstellar travel. Lead the to Earth, so they can spread to word of Rationality and such. Sounds like they need it...
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TheZoomZoll

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #366 on: January 13, 2013, 12:15:43 pm »

Assist mom in dealing with the cops.
Get out of the jail.

Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #367 on: January 13, 2013, 12:19:43 pm »

I haven't read this in weeks. So I'll start from the top.

SHANK BUILDINGS,
SPREAD CHAOS,
BUILD A STATUE OUT OF CAT FETUSES.
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #368 on: January 13, 2013, 12:28:07 pm »

"Don't worry son, I've got this!"

Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #369 on: January 13, 2013, 01:11:03 pm »

Breed an army of giant Grillidons
Become the dominant species on the planet, establishing an advanced civilization.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #370 on: January 13, 2013, 01:13:40 pm »

Use wind powers to blow away south america's defenders, then send army to invade
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #371 on: January 13, 2013, 09:19:27 pm »

"Don't worry son, I've got this!"

Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.

>Open a rift below the cops before he does this.

"You may control rubble, but I control space-time rifts."
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #372 on: January 14, 2013, 08:49:34 pm »

Uplift the inhabitants of my new planet to sentience and interstellar travel. Lead the to Earth, so they can spread to word of Rationality and such. Sounds like they need it...
(1) You kill all life on the planet.

Assist mom in dealing with the cops.
Get out of the jail.
"Don't worry son, I've got this!"

Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.
"Don't worry son, I've got this!"

Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.

>Open a rift below the cops before he does this.

"You may control rubble, but I control space-time rifts."
(2) Other than chiding Zoomzoll about not washing his tentacles before eating, his mom does nothing.
(5) Zoom zoll eats all the cops
(2) wwolin discovers he can't control rubble
(5) zanzetkuken drops all the cops' remains into a space time rift.

I haven't read this in weeks. So I'll start from the top.

SHANK BUILDINGS,
SPREAD CHAOS,
BUILD A STATUE OUT OF CAT FETUSES.

(6) the buildings don't like that.
(5) "Oh god...the buildings...they are killing everything!"
(3) You build a cat statue. By that I mean you put a cat on a pedestal.

Breed an army of giant Grillidons
Become the dominant species on the planet, establishing an advanced civilization.

(2) you fail to find a mate

Use wind powers to blow away south america's defenders, then send army to invade
(4) "sir! Our guns just got completely blown away." SMASH!!! "What was that?" "Sounded like a tank, sir."
(5) Army overruns SOuth America.

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(6) Congress declares the city to be in a state of Emergency and declares martial law. US goes to DEFCON EA (eldritch Abomination) and uses wind power to resurrect H. P lovecraft to deal with the situation.
(1) It appears Lovecraft prefers death.
(1) The United Nations decides to give its power to tophat's government. Tophat now controls South America and North America and nothing else!
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #373 on: January 14, 2013, 08:57:03 pm »

"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."

Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #374 on: January 14, 2013, 09:20:07 pm »

"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."

Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.

Open a rift above/in front of the portal before they step through
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