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[Persus13]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.

It's not the same plain?

No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.

It's not the same plain?

No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.

...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?

[Montopolis]

Try my death presents once more!

[javierpwn]

EAT SPINAL_TAPER
GET BITCHES
PROFIT?

[Xantalos]

Get +1
Go back to nonspecific afterlife base

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Get a permanent +2 on actions.

[Wwolin]

Remove TopHat from my body
Collect his soul

[TopHat]

Remain in Wwolin's body.
Annoy death so that he gets demoted.
Collect his soul

[TheZoomZoll]

Tell Cthulhu you are the son of the devil and are in need of power.If he doesn't agree with that tell him he is too old to be a ruler.
Move to Wwolin's aid.

[Persus13]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.

It's not the same plain?

No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.

...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?

It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.

Try my death presents once more!

(6) You throw death presents at everyone. But everyone is already dead.

EAT SPINAL_TAPER
GET BITCHES
PROFIT?

(3) You bite his hand.
(3-1) Nope.
(4) Death shows up and offers you the job of death by sudden explosion.

Get +1
Go back to nonspecific afterlife base

(1) You get -1
(4-1) You show up on death's door. It's locked.

>Get a permanent +2 on actions.

(6) you get a +2 on actions.

Remove TopHat from my body
Collect his soul

Remain in Wwolin's body.
Annoy death so that he gets demoted.
Collect his soul

Move to Wwolin's aid.
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(6+1 vs. 3) Tophat moves a little away form wwolin, but wwolin grabs him and shakes him so hard that wwolin's body is sent flying off the small platform. Oops.

(5+1 vs. 1) Tophat giftwraps his own soul, then wwolin grabs it and brings it to death. (2) Tophat is sent to wait in line to be processed. (6) Death gives wwolin a new body. WWolin know looks like this:

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Tell Cthulhu you are the son of the devil and are in need of power.If he doesn't agree with that tell him he is too old to be a ruler.

(1) You choke but you can't die.

NPCs:
Death instructs death by nuke to collect Those souls hanging out on the infinite plain. They are cluttering the view.

Tophat: waiting in line

Javierpwn: a spider offered a job.

GWG: A fate worse than death

Yoink: Who?

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. New body.

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Onyxjew44: featured mountain range

Spinal_Tapper: cocooned hand bitten

Xantalos: death's (locked door). -1 to rolls.

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill.

Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic. +2 to rolls

TheZoomzoll: choking. wwolin's son

Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range

Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin

[Xantalos]

Get a permanent +3 to rolls. Since I have a -1, this evens out to +2.
Unlock door.

[Montopolis]

Attempt to conquer Hell once more.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.

It's not the same plain?

No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.

...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?

It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.

NOW it does.

Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?

[Persus13]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.

It's not the same plain?

No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.

...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?

It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.

NOW it does.

Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?

Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.

[Wwolin]

Back up my claim to the Infinite Featureless Plain by crushing the resistance underneath rubble.
Rename the plain Wolinville.