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[TopHat]

Take out digger gun.
Dig way out to surface.
Give Wwolin Christmas present of cookies to show no hard feelings.

[Persus13]

Move into tower
Make another army

(6+1) You move into the tower. Some of your men are upset that you are walking on them and steal your +1.
(1) You fail. Your old army gets upset and leaves you.

>Land on my tower in the finite featured mountains of life without dying.
>Get a job from Death, if he needs someone else.

(4) You fly back up to your tower.
(2) You can't find Death

Start a program by which the souls of the dead generate profit. Maybe outsourcing. Imagine, advertising designed by Michelangelo and phones answered by...someone cheap!
Request promotion into a management position.

(6) Your program works so well that unemployment goes up, causing more deaths and continues to anger the Head Death.
(2) No promotion.

Save Wwolin.(If anything happens)
Then kiss his boots and ask him 'CAN YOU BE MY DADDY?'

TheZoomZoll, I am your father

(6) ZoomZoll causes a giant rock to fall on wwolin, then saves him just in time. Unfortunately ZoomZoll gets crushed by it. ZoomZoll is now wwolin's son

Ensure that Tophat is crushed by rubble. After all, I have a child to support

Take out digger gun.
Dig way out to surface.
Give Wwolin Christmas present of cookies to show no hard feelings.

(6 vs. 2) Tophat ignores the rubble causing it to crush him and sending his dead corpse and soul falling infinitely. Death from bad bets bets that wwolin will collect tophat's soul.

Grow thousands of wings on every surface of my body
Fly away!
Laugh maniacally

(4) You grow a lot of wings
(2) You can't fly
(6) you laugh so maniacally that SpinalTapper hits you with a baseball bat to make you shut up.

BUILD FORTRESS IN HILLS

LAUNCH INTO SPACE

(4) You now have a castle
(6) You launch into space. You are now suffocating because of a lack of a space-suit.

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Wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

(4) Merry Christmas to you too.

Tophat: dead corpse falling

Javierpwn: being hit by spinal tapper

GWG: Death by nuke, setting up outsourcing program

Yoink: Who?

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. Killed tophat.

Onyxjew44: featured mountain range

Spinal_Tapper: beating up javierpwn

Xantalos: infinite featureless plain

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Wishing everyone Merry Christmas.

Zanzetkuken: falling

TheZoomzoll: crushed by rock. wwolin's son

Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range

Lordslowpoke: hill fortress in space. suffocating

[Xantalos]

Steal souls of army to get +1
Make plain finite.

[javierpwn]

Use The Jail's new indestructable form to block the damage from the baseball bat
Grow spinnerets
Cocoon Spinal_Taper for dinner later

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Begin practicing terraforming-based magic.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Argue that, since I improved our profit margins drastically, I should be in line for a promotion.
Additionally argue that we can't run out of space, since the Plane of Death is infinite and featureless.
Try to avoid killing more people.
Hope for a promotion.

[TheZoomZoll]

Escape the dirty rock.
Become the new cthulhu.
Help Wwolin with anything

[TopHat]

Eat Wwolin's soul.
Then take over his body .

[LordSlowpoke]

MAKE CASTLE SPACEPROOF

BE BATMAN

[Wwolin]

Collect TopHat's soul
Ask the head death to give me a +1 to compensate for the inherent dangers of my job

[Montopolis]

Use holiday wrath to give everyone presents of death.

[Persus13]

Steal souls of army to get +1
Make plain finite.

(3 vs. 2+1) You halfheartedly attempt to steal their souls and they half-heartedly stop you.
(5) It's now a small featureless plain

Use The Jail's new indestructable form to block the damage from the baseball bat
Grow spinnerets
Cocoon Spinal_Taper for dinner later

(6) It blocks it so well it is hit into you.
(6) You become a spider
(6) Spinal tapper is now in a coocoon. The Jail is upset

>Begin practicing terraforming-based magic.

(3) you create some plants.

Argue that, since I improved our profit margins drastically, I should be in line for a promotion.
Additionally argue that we can't run out of space, since the Plane of Death is infinite and featureless.
Try to avoid killing more people.
Hope for a promotion.

(1) Death demotes you for continually being asked for a promotion. You are now a fate worse than death. GWG: "Noooooooooo!"

Escape the dirty rock.
Become the new cthulhu.

(5) You throw the rock 100 ft in the air.
(1) Cthulhu doesn't like this.

Help Wwolin with anything

Eat Wwolin's soul.
Then take over his body .

Collect TopHat's soul

(5 vs 3+1) Tophat tries to eat wwolin, but since he's already dead that can't happen. Tophat takes over wwolin's body though.

MAKE CASTLE SPACEPROOF

BE BATMAN

(6)It'sspaceproof.AslongasyouareinitIcan'tusespacesonpostsaboutyou.
(3)youbecomerobin.

Ask the head death to give me a +1 to compensate for the inherent dangers of my job

(2) Your kind of occupied right now

Use holiday wrath to give everyone presents of death.

(2) Nope

Tophat: possessing wwolin's body

Javierpwn: a spider

GWG: A fate worse than death

Yoink: Who?

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. Failing to collect tophat tophat.

Onyxjew44: featured mountain range

Spinal_Tapper: cocooned

Xantalos: infinite featureless plain

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill.

Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic

TheZoomzoll: attacked by Cthulhu. wwolin's son

Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range

Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

[Persus13]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.

HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.

It's not the same plain?