Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.
Try my death presents once more!
(6) You throw death presents at everyone. But everyone is already dead.
EAT SPINAL_TAPER
GET BITCHES
PROFIT?
(3) You bite his hand.
(3-1) Nope.
(4) Death shows up and offers you the job of death by sudden explosion.
Get +1
Go back to nonspecific afterlife base
(1) You get -1
(4-1) You show up on death's door. It's locked.
>Get a permanent +2 on actions.
(6) you get a +2 on actions.
Remove TopHat from my body
Collect his soul
Remain in Wwolin's body.
Annoy death so that he gets demoted.
Collect his soul
Move to Wwolin's aid.
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(6+1 vs. 3) Tophat moves a little away form wwolin, but wwolin grabs him and shakes him so hard that wwolin's body is sent flying off the small platform. Oops.
(5+1 vs. 1) Tophat giftwraps his own soul, then wwolin grabs it and brings it to death. (2) Tophat is sent to wait in line to be processed. (6) Death gives wwolin a new body. WWolin know looks like this:
Tell Cthulhu you are the son of the devil and are in need of power.If he doesn't agree with that tell him he is too old to be a ruler.
(1) You choke but you can't die.
NPCs:
Death instructs death by nuke to collect Those souls hanging out on the infinite plain. They are cluttering the view.
Tophat: waiting in line
Javierpwn: a spider offered a job.
GWG: A fate worse than death
Yoink: Who?
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. New body.
Onyxjew44: featured mountain range
Spinal_Tapper: cocooned hand bitten
Xantalos: death's (locked door). -1 to rolls.
Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill.
Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic. +2 to rolls
TheZoomzoll: choking. wwolin's son
Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range
Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin