>try this again:
>transform infinite featureless plain of death to the finite featured mountains of life.
if this fails, respawn if necessary, and get a job from death.
(6) Mountains grow up around the first one, as the gorund disappears around everywhere but there. Including you. You are now falling
"Accidentally" start World War III.
(5) You finance a terrorist organization to build a nuke. They blow up New York. North Korea nukes Los Angeles. They get nuked in response, causing China to join on their side. Half the world is a radioactive wasteland. (1) Head Death gets annoyed because he has to pay for an expansion in processing all these people.
Stop casino from collapsing.
Heal self with medical supplies I stashed away earlier.
(1) Your attempt causes the casino to collapse completely.
(4) You bandage yourself, the wound should heal on its own.
A nuke causes the ground over what used to be hell and now is just empty space to be destroyed. It's now falling in on you. On the plus side you can go to the surface.
Accept Death's offer, and cause the casino to collapse.
You are now death of being squashed by rubble.(3) Before you can do anything the casino collapses on its own.
Respawn
Steal Spinal_taper's girlfriend
Everyone becomes FLUFFY WAMBLERS!!
(6) You respawn 10 feet above the ground.
(6) You grab The Jail and run with Spinal Tapper chasing you with a shotgun.
(3) You cause The Jail to become a fluffy wambler.
CREATE A VAST SPHERE MADE UP OF SMALLER SPHERES MADE OUT OF SMALLER SPHERES ETC ETC
THESE SPHERES MOVE IN AN INTRICATE PATTERN THAT POWERS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL LASER THAT WILL SPLIT THE INFINITE PLAIN IN TWO, LETTING IN MY ARMY, WAITING JUST OUTSIDE.
ARMY: CONQUER INFINITE PLAIN, BUILD INFINITELY HIGH TOWER IN HONOR TO ME.
DO IT RIGHT BECAUSE OF +1
(6+1) Your army shows up on the infinite featureless plain, which thanks to Zanzetzuken is not where everyone else is. They build a super tall tower out of themselves.
Teleport to Wwolin and ask him to become your father and adopt you.
(5) You teleport to wwolin. It is up to him.
Start eliminating everyone around me with my terrible hideous smile.
(3) Your smile causes everyone to run away from you.
Tophat: In collapsed casino. healing self
Javierpwn: running with fluffy wambler that was The Jail.
GWG: Death by nuke, causing World War 3
Yoink: Who?
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble. Claiming infinite featureless plain. Failing to kill tophat.
Onyxjew44: featured mountain range
Spinal_Tapper: featured mountain range
Xantalos: Falling. Army as tower. +1 to rolls
Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range
Zanzetkuken: falling
TheZoomzoll: next to wwolin.
Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range
Lordslowpoke: Hills on earth
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