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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 215465 times)

Urist_McDrowner

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #105 on: December 08, 2012, 09:29:17 pm »

Attempt to break my way out of Hell back to the Earth.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #106 on: December 08, 2012, 10:32:38 pm »

>Run away.
>Summon TARDIS.
>Escape in TARDIS.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #107 on: December 08, 2012, 10:46:43 pm »

"No... Not giving in, not yet!"

>Piece self back together again.

>Reinforce my body with glue from a nearby building.

>Then form that severed demon arm into a waraxe.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #108 on: December 08, 2012, 11:43:24 pm »

Convince Batman that Montopolis is actually the Joker in disguise. After all, the innocent people of Gotham City are now the denizens of hell.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #109 on: December 09, 2012, 05:00:37 am »

abandon grapple gun
head to safehouse.
Fortify safe house
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #110 on: December 09, 2012, 05:06:20 pm »

Keep sealing Hell-portal!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #111 on: December 09, 2012, 06:01:41 pm »

Adding on to my last post:

Become the law. Everyone must be executed.

Now it can still be ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #112 on: December 09, 2012, 06:04:05 pm »

Become even more primordial being.
Berate primordial being about how youngsters have no respect nowadays.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #113 on: December 09, 2012, 07:58:29 pm »

"Babe... Let's blow this planet."
blast off!
(5) You blast off towards the moon.

Reapeat last seduction scenario
Grow 3 pairs of demon wings
Burst out of hell
Fly to clouds
Sleep on cloud

(1) Your attempt to seduce Xantalos gets you a slap to the face.
(6) You grow three pairs of demon’s wings. That’s kind of.... impractical.
(4) You slowly push your way out of hell.
(6) You fly to the clouds very epicly. Congrats, your now freezing cold.
(3) When you try to go to sleep you realize that clouds are very very cold. Maybe that’s not a good idea.

Methodically start eliminating the denizens of Hell.
Adding on to my last post:

Become the law. Everyone must be executed.

Now it can still be ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW.

(4) You begin to kill people
(6) You become the law. Everyone must be executed. Including yourself and your zombie building army.

MINE THE MOON FOR RESOURCES
USE RESOURCES TO BUILD ARMY OF SPEHS MARHEENS


IF I CAN BUILD AN ENTIRE EMPIRE FROM A STOCKPILE OF RAW MEAT, I CAN BUILD SPACE MARINES FROM MOON ROCK.

(4) You find a lot of ice. Keep going?
(3) You build some amazing ice sculptures.

Attempt to break my way out of Hell back to the Earth.
(1) Your attempt to break out leads you to be dragged by demons to the bottommost Layer of hell.

>Run away.
>Summon TARDIS.
>Escape in TARDIS.

(4) You run away
(1) Your attempt to summon the TARDIS fails. Demons drag you to the bottommost layer of hell.

"No... Not giving in, not yet!"

>Piece self back together again.

>Reinforce my body with glue from a nearby building.

>Then form that severed demon arm into a waraxe.

(2) You try, but can’t.
(3) The demon arm looks a little like a waraxe now. But you have to squint.

Convince Batman that Montopolis is actually the Joker in disguise. After all, the innocent people of Gotham City are now the denizens of hell.
(6) You manage to convince Batman. Then Montopolis takes off his rubber mask and you realize he is actually the Joker.

abandon grapple gun
head to safehouse.
Fortify safe house


(6) You abandon the your grapple gun so hard it kills Urist_McDrowner in the bottommost layer of hell.
(4) You finally get to your safehouse and find its not very safe.
(1) Your attempt to fortify it only gets you trapped under it when it collapses.

Keep sealing Hell-portal!
(5) You seal the portal. Success! The city can no longer access the outside earth and is now stuck in hell.

Become even more primordial being.
Berate primordial being about how youngsters have no respect nowadays.


(4) You become a primordial being about the same size as the other one.
(6) You berate him so hard, he gets angry and charges

Tophat: Stuck under collapsed safehouse.

Javierpwn: Attempting to sleep on cloud

GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Sealed hell portal.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell.

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell.

Onyxjew44: Space whale at the moon building ice sculptures

Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.

Spinal_Tapper: Leaving planet with love interest, the jail

Xantalos: Taken over a small section of hell. Primordial being battling another primordial being

Montopolis: The Law Joker. Killing everyone.

Znzetkuken: Bottom level of hell

Urist_McDrwoner: dead on bottom level of hell
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #114 on: December 09, 2012, 08:07:02 pm »

CONTINUE DIGGING
MORE MARHEENS
SPEHS FLEET
WARSHIPS
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #115 on: December 09, 2012, 08:08:58 pm »

Seduce Xantalos so hard, it blows him up, and his plot of hell
Get GM to give me a bonus to seducing
Seduce random flying creatures
Turn demon wings to angel wings
Become Nephilim
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Montopolis

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #116 on: December 09, 2012, 08:11:02 pm »

Start my genocide with Wwolin.

We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #117 on: December 09, 2012, 08:14:38 pm »

EPIC FUGHT WITH PRIMORDIAL BEING
PAUSED INLY TO ANNIHILATE JAVIERPWN AS A TEAM
THEN RESUME EPIC BATTLE
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #118 on: December 09, 2012, 08:17:02 pm »

Start my genocide with Wwolin.

We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
But the denizens of hell are my loyal subjects/torture dolls! I must save them!

Write a grimoire of +1 to rolls. Team up with Batman to stop Montopolis.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #119 on: December 09, 2012, 08:26:12 pm »

I'm outside Hell, right?
If so,

Become superhero.
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