"Babe... Let's blow this planet."
blast off!
(5) You blast off towards the moon.
Reapeat last seduction scenario
Grow 3 pairs of demon wings
Burst out of hell
Fly to clouds
Sleep on cloud
(1) Your attempt to seduce Xantalos gets you a slap to the face.
(6) You grow three pairs of demon’s wings. That’s kind of.... impractical.
(4) You slowly push your way out of hell.
(6) You fly to the clouds very epicly. Congrats, your now freezing cold.
(3) When you try to go to sleep you realize that clouds are very very cold. Maybe that’s not a good idea.
Methodically start eliminating the denizens of Hell.
Adding on to my last post:
Become the law. Everyone must be executed.
Now it can still be ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW.
(4) You begin to kill people
(6) You become the law. Everyone must be executed. Including yourself and your zombie building army.
MINE THE MOON FOR RESOURCES
USE RESOURCES TO BUILD ARMY OF SPEHS MARHEENS
IF I CAN BUILD AN ENTIRE EMPIRE FROM A STOCKPILE OF RAW MEAT, I CAN BUILD SPACE MARINES FROM MOON ROCK.
(4) You find a lot of ice. Keep going?
(3) You build some amazing ice sculptures.
Attempt to break my way out of Hell back to the Earth.
(1) Your attempt to break out leads you to be dragged by demons to the bottommost Layer of hell.
>Run away.
>Summon TARDIS.
>Escape in TARDIS.
(4) You run away
(1) Your attempt to summon the TARDIS fails. Demons drag you to the bottommost layer of hell.
"No... Not giving in, not yet!"
>Piece self back together again.
>Reinforce my body with glue from a nearby building.
>Then form that severed demon arm into a waraxe.
(2) You try, but can’t.
(3) The demon arm looks a little like a waraxe now. But you have to squint.
Convince Batman that Montopolis is actually the Joker in disguise. After all, the innocent people of Gotham City are now the denizens of hell.
(6) You manage to convince Batman. Then Montopolis takes off his rubber mask and you realize he is actually the Joker.
abandon grapple gun
head to safehouse.
Fortify safe house
(6) You abandon the your grapple gun so hard it kills Urist_McDrowner in the bottommost layer of hell.
(4) You finally get to your safehouse and find its not very safe.
(1) Your attempt to fortify it only gets you trapped under it when it collapses.
Keep sealing Hell-portal!
(5) You seal the portal. Success! The city can no longer access the outside earth and is now stuck in hell.
Become even more primordial being.
Berate primordial being about how youngsters have no respect nowadays.
(4) You become a primordial being about the same size as the other one.
(6) You berate him so hard, he gets angry and charges
Tophat: Stuck under collapsed safehouse.
Javierpwn: Attempting to sleep on cloud
GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Sealed hell portal.
Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell.
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell.
Onyxjew44: Space whale at the moon building ice sculptures
Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.
Spinal_Tapper: Leaving planet with love interest, the jail
Xantalos: Taken over a small section of hell. Primordial being battling another primordial being
Montopolis: The Law Joker. Killing everyone.
Znzetkuken: Bottom level of hell
Urist_McDrwoner: dead on bottom level of hell
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