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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217257 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #90 on: December 08, 2012, 11:48:16 am »

"Hrahh! Freedom!"

He would not be denied! Nothing could stand before his rage, not even the forces of hell!

>Jump up out of pit! Slam down feet-first into street with a huge kinetic impact, cause a shockwave to stun the demons pursuing me!

>Then smack them around with the severed arm I'm holding, kick/throw/otherwise propel them all back into the pit.

>Oh, and try and drag Tophat and his rope out of there, too.

(6) You climb out of the pit and slam onto the street hard. The resulting shockwave sends all the demons falling back to hell. It also breaks you into little pieces of sewer.

(3) You manage to get tophat up a few feet before you break apart.

>try previous actions again.

(what I meant by "whenever the GM decides to" is that I have no control over the pendant, you do.)

(4) the GM lets you try them
(4) you summon that thing you summoned last time. It sees the primordial being and runs and hides in a corner.
(1) Instead of causing an electronics blackout, you cause everything near you to go at full power, including the pimp my roomba shop next to you.
(4) You create one and put in your pocket, focusing on avoiding the roombas that have managed to get on the sidewalk.

Use my tail to lasso Yoink back into the pit. Have a pillow fight with him using my new seat cushion.
(5) You lasso yoink back to hell. (5) You hit him with your seat cushion so hard that onyxjew is too busy being in pain to take his turn.

Seal Hell-hole with Webs.
(3) You start to seal it then remember that tophat is still down there. Do you want to keep going?

Proclaim ownership of the entire city.

Channel otherworldly powers to turn city into zombies.

Destroy all enemies.

(4) You yell that. Those that hear you believe it. (4) The city buildings are now undead city buildings. They still can’t move or anthing.
(6) You destroy all your enemies, the cops, and the dragons notice something flying above them destroying stuff. The primordial being hears a buzzing in his ear, and (2) nearly hits your jet.

SCREW IT
TAKE OVER HEAVEN
SMITE EVERYONE

GOOD THING I'M NOT 'XANTHALOS'
(5) You do screw it. Whatever that means.
(4) You realize you don’t want to feel the wrath of god and go back to trying to take over hell.
(2) You also realize you are a spirit, so you can’t smite anyone.

Fly to heaven,
Smite xantalos
shake God's right hand
(2) You try, put you don’t know where heaven is.

Hitch a ride with Yoink. If he fails, just climb back out of the pit.
Then flee to safehouse.
Then fortify safehouse.

After yoink pulls you up a few feet, you (6) climb out of the pit right next to the primordial being. It (3) jumps into the hell pit looking for Xantalos, knocking you off your feet. (1) When you head to the safe house, you are attacked by the last three robots.

WELL. I HAD MY FUN. TIME TO START A GALACTIC CRIMINAL EMPIRE. IN SPACE!

RESSURECT AS SPACE WHALE
FLY AWAY, TO THE MOON
MINE THE MOON FOR ALL IT'S AVAILABLE RESOURCES

You feel too injured from being thrown at Yoink to do anything.

The epic battle of Dragons vs. Robots vs. Demons continues
(1)(3)(1)

Dragons are eliminated. Robots stay alive. Demons suffer a catastrophic setback when the a bunch of demon slayers show up.

Tophat: Cornered by the last three robots.

Javierpwn: Flying.

GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Sealing hell portal.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in hell.

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. Also is Batman's sidekick. Having a pillow fight with Yoink and onyxjew.

Onyxjew44: Devil throne's seat cushion. Being thrown around.

Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.

Spinal_Tapper: Reunited with love interest, the jail.

Xantalos: Taken over a small section of hell

Montopolis: Flying back to anarchic city, trying to take it over.

Znzetkuken: Trying to kill electronics. Avoiding roombas.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (DRAGONS AND ROBOTS AND DEMONS, OH MY!)
« Reply #91 on: December 08, 2012, 11:52:14 am »

Help the jail out of her imprisonment within this prison.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (DRAGONS AND ROBOTS AND DEMONS, OH MY!)
« Reply #92 on: December 08, 2012, 12:03:18 pm »

Fly to heaven
Smite Xantalos
Shake God's right hand
If failed,  seduce Xantalos,
Marry him
Divorce him
Take half of his section of Hell
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (DRAGONS AND ROBOTS AND DEMONS, OH MY!)
« Reply #93 on: December 08, 2012, 12:20:56 pm »

Punch javierpwn in the nuts. Then rip them out, beat him to death with them, and absorb power from his pain.
Then destroy the afterlife.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #94 on: December 08, 2012, 12:46:29 pm »

Reinforce my demon army with the countless offspring of Alfred and the maids.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #95 on: December 08, 2012, 01:04:47 pm »

O FAK U GOOBY.

BECOME SPACE WHALE
TO THE MOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNAAAAAA!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #96 on: December 08, 2012, 02:01:22 pm »

>Attempt to cause the blackout, again.
>If successful, summon Dragons that are hostile to everything.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #97 on: December 08, 2012, 03:01:22 pm »

Threaten robots with grapple gun.
If uncussesful, flee.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #98 on: December 08, 2012, 06:02:19 pm »

GET A GUN, DRESS LIKE A WHITE GUY AND RUN INTO THE GHETTO
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #99 on: December 08, 2012, 07:10:17 pm »

Give zombie buildings power to obey my orders.

Invade Hell.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #100 on: December 08, 2012, 08:20:17 pm »

Help the jail out of her imprisonment within this prison.
(5) You whisper “I’ll get you out this awful place,” before grabbing the jail in your arms and running towards the edge of the city.

Fly to heaven
Smite Xantalos
Shake God's right hand
If failed,  seduce Xantalos,
Marry him
Divorce him
Take half of his section of Hell
1) You get struck with lightning for thinking of going to heaven. Your soul goes to hell. (2) you fail to seduce Xantalos.

Punch javierpwn in the nuts. Then rip them out, beat him to death with them, and absorb power from his pain.
Then destroy the afterlife.


(3) You punch javierpwn’s walnut and break it. (4) You beat his soul to death, but he’s already dead. (2) You fail to absorb his pain. And thus can’t destroy the after life.

(5) The primordial being crashes to the bottom of hell. He’s angry, but he can’t find you, yet.

Reinforce my demon army with the countless offspring of Alfred and the maids.
(1) You send demons but then realize it hasn’t been 9 months. An angry Batman rips the demons apart. Batman disowns you, grabs his bat gear, and jumps into the hole to hell.

O FAK U GOOBY.

BECOME SPACE WHALE
TO THE MOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNAAAAAA!


(4) You transform into a space whale. You are still in hell
(4) You head to the moon. You find it’s cold and lifeless.

>Attempt to cause the blackout, again.
>If successful, summon Dragons that are hostile to everything.

(5) Everything in the city goes dark. (5) The Gm restores power to anything 50 ft from you.
(5) You summon dragons (god dang it I’d thought I’d seen the last of those!)

Threaten robots with grapple gun.
If uncussesful, flee.

(6) You shoot a robot with the grapple gun and knock him down into the hell pit. Then the electronics blackout hits, disabling your gun and the robots.

GET A GUN, DRESS LIKE A WHITE GUY AND RUN INTO THE GHETTO
(1) You attempt to get a gun from a crazy man, but he shoots you dead, muttering something about the stupid dragons, robots, and demons.

Give zombie buildings power to obey my orders.

Invade Hell.

6) They already have the power to obey your orders, but now they can move.

(4) You and your zombie buildings jump into the hole to hell.





(1) The hole to hell widens to encompass the entire city, then closes. The city is now level 1 of hell.


Tophat: Holding grapple gun attached to falling robot. Level 1 of hell

Javierpwn: Soul in hell. Failing to seduce

GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Sealing hell portal.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell.

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. Having a pillow fight with Yoink. Pursued by Batman.

Onyxjew44: Space whale at the moon

Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.

Spinal_Tapper: Trying to flee with love interest, the jail

Xantalos: Taken over a small section of hell. Pursued by primordial being

Montopolis: Invading hell with zombie buildings

Znzetkuken: Killing electronics. Summoned dragons
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #101 on: December 08, 2012, 08:28:04 pm »

"Babe... Let's blow this planet."
blast off!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #102 on: December 08, 2012, 08:35:51 pm »

Reapeat last seduction scenario
Grow 3 pairs of demon wings
Burst out of hell
Fly to clouds
Sleep on cloud
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #103 on: December 08, 2012, 08:38:35 pm »

Methodically start eliminating the denizens of Hell.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #104 on: December 08, 2012, 09:03:42 pm »

MINE THE MOON FOR RESOURCES
USE RESOURCES TO BUILD ARMY OF SPEHS MARHEENS


IF I CAN BUILD AN ENTIRE EMPIRE FROM A STOCKPILE OF RAW MEAT, I CAN BUILD SPACE MARINES FROM MOON ROCK.
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