Lock the thread.
(1) You lock yourself in. Good job!
Let there be light!
(2) A small lightbulb appears before your eyes.
create a race of lizards called the Ponder
(5) They are highly advanced and use laser weapons. Oh, and you're their god.
EXPLODE.
(2) You explode. No one dies or is wounded.
Side kick the universe in the groin.
(6v2) You kick the universe in the groin, and do it hard. You are now a sworn enemy of the universe, and it is trying to kill you.
>IMPORT EARTH FROM PRESENT-DAY, REAL LIFE DIMENSION
>SPAWN AS SOUTH AFRICAN BANDIT LEADER
(2) You respawn as a bandit leader, leading the gang of yourself. In Europe, 1998.
Shoot all other participants in the game.
(2) You shoot Yoink, but miss.
GIVE MODERN DAY EARTH TECH AND OTHER THINGS FROM ALL SCI FI SIERES AND A FEW COLONIES.
THEN SPAWN.
(5) You spawn as the leader of one of the world's most famous mercenary corps. Have fun!
BECOME A GARGANTUAN BANANA WITH AN EATING DISORDER
(3) You are a Gargantuan Banana with an Eating Disorder. The Disorder is (5) you can eat as much as you want and are never hungry.
SUE GM FOR--
OH CRAP.
UPDATE OTHER RTD.
(6v6666666) You try to sue the GM, but he sues you in return. You lose all your money and loan some from the wrong people... They eventually come back and set an example of people that don't pay up. Respawn?
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