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tomio175

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Minimalist RTD
« on: December 02, 2012, 04:45:08 am »
So minimalistic It doesn't even have a name. Or rules that are anything other than the forum rules. Have fun!

Edit: I'll reply after ten people have posted (unless I am asleep or at school at that time)
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 05:49:32 am by tomio175 »
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
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Corai

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 04:50:44 am »
Lock the thread.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2012, 04:53:35 am »
Let there be light!
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scapheap

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2012, 05:47:02 am »
create a race of lizards called the Ponder
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miauw62

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2012, 05:49:43 am »
EXPLODE.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2012, 05:57:22 am »
Side kick the universe in the groin.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2012, 06:01:43 am »
>IMPORT EARTH FROM PRESENT-DAY, REAL LIFE DIMENSION

>SPAWN AS SOUTH AFRICAN BANDIT LEADER
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2012, 06:12:20 am »
Shoot all other participants in the game.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2012, 08:56:06 am »
GIVE MODERN DAY EARTH TECH AND OTHER THINGS FROM ALL SCI FI SIERES AND A FEW COLONIES.

THEN SPAWN.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2012, 09:03:26 am »
BECOME A GARGANTUAN BANANA WITH AN EATING DISORDER
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2012, 09:58:58 am »
SUE GM FOR--
OH CRAP.
UPDATE OTHER RTD.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2012, 10:22:39 am »
Quote from: Corai on December 02, 2012, 04:50:44 am
Lock the thread.
(1) You lock yourself in. Good job!

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 02, 2012, 04:53:35 am
Let there be light!
(2) A small lightbulb appears before your eyes.

Quote from: scapheap on December 02, 2012, 05:47:02 am
create a race of lizards called the Ponder
(5) They are highly advanced and use laser weapons. Oh, and you're their god.

Quote from: miauw62 on December 02, 2012, 05:49:43 am
EXPLODE.
(2) You explode. No one dies or is wounded.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 05:57:22 am
Side kick the universe in the groin.
(6v2) You kick the universe in the groin, and do it hard. You are now a sworn enemy of the universe, and it is trying to kill you.

Quote from: Yoink on December 02, 2012, 06:01:43 am
>IMPORT EARTH FROM PRESENT-DAY, REAL LIFE DIMENSION

>SPAWN AS SOUTH AFRICAN BANDIT LEADER
(2) You respawn as a bandit leader, leading the gang of yourself. In Europe, 1998.

Quote from: Scelly9 on December 02, 2012, 06:12:20 am
Shoot all other participants in the game.
(2) You shoot Yoink, but miss.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on December 02, 2012, 08:56:06 am
GIVE MODERN DAY EARTH TECH AND OTHER THINGS FROM ALL SCI FI SIERES AND A FEW COLONIES.

THEN SPAWN.
(5) You spawn as the leader of one of the world's most famous mercenary corps. Have fun!

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on December 02, 2012, 09:03:26 am
BECOME A GARGANTUAN BANANA WITH AN EATING DISORDER
(3) You are a Gargantuan Banana with an Eating Disorder. The Disorder is (5) you can eat as much as you want and are never hungry.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 09:58:58 am
SUE GM FOR--
OH CRAP.
UPDATE OTHER RTD.
(6v6666666) You try to sue the GM, but he sues you in return. You lose all your money and loan some from the wrong people... They eventually come back and set an example of people that don't pay up. Respawn?
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

Yoink

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2012, 10:25:08 am »
>TAKE COVER IN NEARBY WELFARE OFFICE!

>RETURN FIRE!

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

scapheap

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2012, 10:26:35 am »
create a planet for my people to live on
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2012, 10:33:45 am »
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CREATE PORTAL FROM BOTH ART OF MINIMALISM UNIVERSES TO HERE.
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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.
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