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Onyxjew944

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2012, 04:12:32 pm »
Quote from: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 04:04:53 pm
Zergling Rush, kekeke! Eat the giant banana and all his bacon.

COME AT ME, BRO!



SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO APPROPRIATE FOR ME TO NOT USE IT.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2012, 01:22:09 am »
>RAID THE WELFARE ARMOURY!

>FORTIFY WELFARE OFFICE AND ORDER EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!

>SNIPE PURSUERS FROM WINDOWS!
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2012, 01:00:46 pm »
GO TO YOINK, REINFORCE HIM WITH EXPLOSIONISM POWER.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2012, 01:19:25 pm »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on December 02, 2012, 02:50:23 pm
((I am kicking ass in this universe! A giant banana with an eating disorder surrounded by self-replenishing mounds of bacon?! I'm hard-pressed to find something I still want.))

HEAL RPG WOUND
GORGE MYSELF ON BACON
GROW SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER

(5)You quickly regenerate from no wounds at all!
(5) You eat as much bacon as you possibly can!
(2) Your stomach hurts...

Quote from: Furtuka on December 02, 2012, 03:01:20 pm
Appear in a fiery explosion
(1) Very fiery explosion. You're not immune. Respawn?

Quote from: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 04:00:58 pm
Bitchslap universe!
(2v5) You try to bitchslap the universe, but the universe pulls out a knife and starts cutting you into tiny pieces. Respawn?

Quote from: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 04:04:53 pm
Zergling Rush, kekeke! Eat the giant banana and all his bacon.
(4) You eat a large part of the bacon.
(1v3) The banana eats part of your zerglings... Shouldn't taste good.

Quote from: Yoink on December 03, 2012, 01:22:09 am
>RAID THE WELFARE ARMOURY!

>FORTIFY WELFARE OFFICE AND ORDER EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!

>SNIPE PURSUERS FROM WINDOWS!
(2) You find a baseball bat.
(2)Everyone in the welfare office owns a gun, and pulls it out.
(2)You don't have a sniper.

Quote from: miauw62 on December 03, 2012, 01:00:46 pm
GO TO YOINK, REINFORCE HIM WITH EXPLOSIONISM POWER.
(4) Yoink gets a +2 bonus on his next action!


NPCs:
The people in the welfare office (6) start shooting around, killing almost everyone in there. Yoink gets shot (6+2v6) once, but the bullet grazes off.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2012, 01:24:54 pm »
Respawn with fake mustache and glasses. Remove fake mustache. Shank everyone with it.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2012, 01:27:59 pm »
MAKE BONUS PERMANENT.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2012, 01:33:24 pm »
Make fishes for my planet
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2012, 01:46:08 pm »
Zerg rush expects losses. EAT THAT BANANA!
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2012, 01:49:54 pm »
Respawn as potato
Kill all bananas.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2012, 05:39:35 pm »

ANIMATE BACON
DEFEND AGAINST ZERG
EATEATEATEAT
SUMMON GAK
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2012, 05:48:15 pm »
Respawn as anti-zerg
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2012, 06:01:07 pm »
Transform all bacon in the pile to magma.

Invert the laws of Physics.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2012, 06:53:14 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 03, 2012, 01:49:54 pm
Respawn as potato
Kill all bananas.

Quote from: Cassandra on December 03, 2012, 01:46:08 pm
Zerg rush expects losses. EAT THAT BANANA!

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 03, 2012, 06:01:07 pm
Transform all bacon in the pile to magma.

Invert the laws of Physics.

ALL WHO RESIST THE WILL OF BACON WILL BE SLAUGHTERED!
THE PROFLIGATES DO NOT DESERVE MERCY NOR THE HOLY LIGHT OF HER EMINENCE'S GREASINESS!

((I had to open my damn mouth and get two fives, didn't I? Now I've got a pack of wolves trying to steal my bacon!))
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2012, 07:02:45 pm »
DERM EVERYTHING
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2012, 07:31:22 pm »
Mikuru Beam! Falcon Punch! Do said actions to GWG.
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