Ask demons to help you out of the trap. If they ask, it was intended for Empress Death Metal.
"Hey demons! Get me down from here!"
"Demons? You guys?"
Combine the trap, wall with artificial breathing equipment, and the with the Literal Firetruck to make the 3rd Demon with which to destroy save Christmas.
Make sure you get straight which one is past, present, and future.
Pose as a team because shit just go real.
Escape from trap.
Argue semantics with GM.
Build trap for non-allied demon thing.
After a few hours, you manage to escape with your Houdini skills.
Now, you're going to use all this junk to build a proper third demon. Not one of those demon-robot-empress-things, whatever it was. You don't read medieval fairy tales anyway.
There! It looks great!
"Thank you for building my physical form, mortal. But now..."
"...I am needed in the future!"
Huh.
You pose as a team, but you feel lonely.
Untie self. Use chains/rope to attach snowball catapult to chainsawlauncher, making gunchuks!
But you know what will improve that posing.
The chainsaw launcher that just keeps getting better!
Little Girl: Free the Fireman, then seduce EMPRESS DEATH METAL's lieutenant with your snowball throwing-prowess!
"Hey girl, I have an idea. Why don't you go and seduce Empress Death Whatshername's lieutenant."
"Sorry sir. Now that I am a cyborg, I get to be part of the Empress's master race. It is we who shall inherit the Earth. Prepare to be enslaved or face annihilation."
Only one thing can save you now...
...and that's today's gift, a possibly heroic
Dog eyeing a
Fire Hydrant.
>_
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Topic: You are minifig II: Will Christmas be saved? (Read 23387 times)