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Author Topic: You are minifig II: Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 23118 times)

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Re: You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas
« Reply #120 on: December 14, 2012, 03:18:43 am »

Log on to bay12 and look at that You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas things, you remember they were trying to summon the last demon.
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Re: You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas
« Reply #121 on: December 14, 2012, 04:54:49 am »

Sit in chair.  Boot up computer and connect to internet.  Google Hastur, how to summon demons, and how to protect Christmas from demons.  Take notes.
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Re: You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas
« Reply #122 on: December 14, 2012, 07:14:04 am »

Play a bit of Dwarf Fortress.
Because.. why the heck not?
« Last Edit: December 14, 2012, 07:25:31 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas
« Reply #123 on: December 14, 2012, 07:24:38 am »

Incorporate computer and coffee mug into chainsaw launcher so we can surf the web, play games, and drink coffee while we fight demons! Ideally also including a way to shoot coffee at people.
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Re: You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas
« Reply #124 on: December 14, 2012, 11:52:51 am »

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.
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Re: You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas
« Reply #125 on: December 14, 2012, 12:19:27 pm »

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.

Beat me to it! +1

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Re: You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas
« Reply #126 on: December 14, 2012, 04:11:26 pm »

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.
Beat me to it! +1
Then growth-ray the bricks and chop them!
Should we launch chainsaws or use the axebayonet?
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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #127 on: December 14, 2012, 04:39:33 pm »

Log on to bay12 and look at that You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas things, you remember they were trying to summon the last demon.



Ooh, there's a new turn up. You read it. It's pretty good.

Sit in chair.  Boot up computer and connect to internet.  Google Hastur, how to summon demons, and how to protect Christmas from demons.  Take notes.







You read a few of the results, and its seems pretty complicated to summon demons. Sacrificing virgins, desecrating holy ground, and so on... and it doesn't appear to be particularly cheap either. If only there was some inexpensive and easy alternative.

Incorporate computer and coffee mug into chainsaw launcher so we can surf the web, play games, and drink coffee while we fight demons! Ideally also including a way to shoot coffee at people.



The chainsaw launcher keeps getting better. Now it's a smartchainsawlauncher! Or maybe an iChainsaw iLauncher?

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.
Beat me to it! +1
Then growth-ray the bricks and chop them!
Should we launch chainsaws or use the axebayonet?



Now you know how to get a demon! You can just pirate one off the Internet!

"Download starting... Time remaining: 00:14:06"

Ah, you'll have to wait a while. But there's plenty of other work to do.



Enlarging that desk for example. Then you can chop it up into bricks, which you can enlarge and chop up into bricks, which you can enlarge and chop up into bricks, which you can...



Oh, great. What has now happened to you?

Play a bit of Dwarf Fortress.
Because.. why the heck not?




You don't think you shrunk or grew this time, but the world looks very different.



Meanwhile in the normal world, today's gift arrives. It's a Burning Bin.

"That's nice. Gives a bit of a holiday feeling."



"Download complete."

"Oh, good! So, what kind of demon are you?"

"DEMONS ARE ILLOGICAL AND THUS WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE FLESHBAGS. I AM EMPRESS DEATH METAL. I HAVE RETURNED."

>_
« Last Edit: December 14, 2012, 05:13:04 pm by Lovechild »
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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #128 on: December 14, 2012, 06:59:41 pm »

Train throwing to Legendary.
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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #129 on: December 14, 2012, 07:20:18 pm »

Oh shit Empress Death Metal! This is what we get for googling our own game...

Unleash HFS!

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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #130 on: December 14, 2012, 07:21:39 pm »

Ask EMPRESS DEATH METAL how she can 'return' if she hasn't existed in this universe yet.
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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #131 on: December 14, 2012, 07:24:55 pm »

Yesssssssss.

Empress Death Metal: AVENGE SELF! Crush these two insolent fools before you, as a warning to all who would stand against you!
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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #132 on: December 14, 2012, 07:52:15 pm »

We need to make sure we keep that copper spear we've got. And our last name is Boraudi?

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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #133 on: December 14, 2012, 08:07:13 pm »

Hero: Go Macro and throw EDM faaaaaaar away so she wont be back until Christmas.
Empress Deathmetal: Summon the two demons and merge with them! YOU WILL LIVE AGAIN!
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Re: You are minifig II: 11 days till Christmas
« Reply #134 on: December 14, 2012, 08:07:55 pm »

Wooooh. So awesome, forever and always.
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