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[scapheap]

Log on to bay12 and look at that You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas things, you remember they were trying to summon the last demon.

[Imp]

Sit in chair.  Boot up computer and connect to internet.  Google Hastur, how to summon demons, and how to protect Christmas from demons.  Take notes.

[Ultimuh]

Play a bit of Dwarf Fortress.
Because.. why the heck not?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Incorporate computer and coffee mug into chainsaw launcher so we can surf the web, play games, and drink coffee while we fight demons! Ideally also including a way to shoot coffee at people.

[Weirdsound]

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.

[monk12]

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.

Beat me to it! +1

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.

Beat me to it! +1

Then growth-ray the bricks and chop them!
Should we launch chainsaws or use the axebayonet?

[Lovechild]

Log on to bay12 and look at that You are minifig II: 12 days till Christmas things, you remember they were trying to summon the last demon.

Ooh, there's a new turn up. You read it. It's pretty good.

Sit in chair.  Boot up computer and connect to internet.  Google Hastur, how to summon demons, and how to protect Christmas from demons.  Take notes.

You read a few of the results, and its seems pretty complicated to summon demons. Sacrificing virgins, desecrating holy ground, and so on... and it doesn't appear to be particularly cheap either. If only there was some inexpensive and easy alternative.

Incorporate computer and coffee mug into chainsaw launcher so we can surf the web, play games, and drink coffee while we fight demons! Ideally also including a way to shoot coffee at people.

The chainsaw launcher keeps getting better. Now it's a smartchainsawlauncher! Or maybe an iChainsaw iLauncher?

Use the computer to download a suitably demonic AI for the last demon.

Growth ray the desk and chop into many, many wood bricks.

Beat me to it! +1

Then growth-ray the bricks and chop them!
Should we launch chainsaws or use the axebayonet?

Now you know how to get a demon! You can just pirate one off the Internet!

"Download starting... Time remaining: 00:14:06"

Ah, you'll have to wait a while. But there's plenty of other work to do.



Enlarging that desk for example. Then you can chop it up into bricks, which you can enlarge and chop up into bricks, which you can enlarge and chop up into bricks, which you can...



Oh, great. What has now happened to you?

Play a bit of Dwarf Fortress.
Because.. why the heck not?

You don't think you shrunk or grew this time, but the world looks very different.



Meanwhile in the normal world, today's gift arrives. It's a Burning Bin.

"That's nice. Gives a bit of a holiday feeling."



"Download complete."

"Oh, good! So, what kind of demon are you?"

"DEMONS ARE ILLOGICAL AND THUS WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE FLESHBAGS. I AM EMPRESS DEATH METAL. I HAVE RETURNED."

>_

[scapheap]

Train throwing to Legendary.

[monk12]

Oh shit Empress Death Metal! This is what we get for googling our own game...

Unleash HFS!

[Haspen]

Ask EMPRESS DEATH METAL how she can 'return' if she hasn't existed in this universe yet.

[IronyOwl]

Yesssssssss.

Empress Death Metal: AVENGE SELF! Crush these two insolent fools before you, as a warning to all who would stand against you!

[monk12]

We need to make sure we keep that copper spear we've got. And our last name is Boraudi?

[Weirdsound]

Hero: Go Macro and throw EDM faaaaaaar away so she wont be back until Christmas.
Empress Deathmetal: Summon the two demons and merge with them! YOU WILL LIVE AGAIN!

[GlyphGryph]

Wooooh. So awesome, forever and always.