Turn around in defeat. When god sits back down to go back to flipping off fundies, PUT A GUN TO HIS HEAD.
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"GIMME YO POWER, BITCH."
[1] THING IS, HE DOESN'T SIT BACK DOWN. HE INSTEAD WAITS PATIENTLY FOR YOU TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE. EVENTUALLY YOU GROW IMPATIENT, AND POINT THE GUN AT HIM ANYWAY. HE SEES THIS COMING, AND [1] STRIPS YOU OF YOUR GODLY POWERS, AND SENDS YOU DOWN TO TRIPLE HELL FOR POINTING A GUN AT THE HEAD OF GOD. YOU [2] DON'T EVEN GET A TRIAL. THIS BLOWS!
Yay! I have 2 BRIEFCASES. BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS.
>Ressurect fallen Humans, Sue For Peace.
> Go on another date.
>Sue Various companies, claiming their products infected babies with Demonism.
[5] YOU RESURRECT ALL THE FALLEN HUMANS, AND THEN [4V4] TRY TO SUE THE OVERLORDS, BUT THEY HAVE GOOD LAWYERS ON THEIR SIDE. THE SLAVES ARE STILL ENSLAVED.
[5] YOU GO TO THE DATESPOT
TM, AND THE DATE GOES PERFECTLY. IN FACT, IT GOES SO PERFECTLY, SHE PROPOSES.
[1V3] YOU'RE TOO BUSY IN DATESPOT
TM TO SUE ANYONE! PLUS, EVEN IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD OF LOST. SO SAYS THE DICE!
Get a law degree, so I can stop resorting to violence. Also, polish my asskicking gear, just in case.
[2] YOU CHOOSE LAW AS YOUR SUBJECT, BUT YOU DON'T REALLY DO WELL. YOUR MIND ALWAYS DRIFTS BACK TO YOUR ASSKICKING GEAR WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING. EVENTUALLY THE TEST DAY COMES, AND YOU FAIL. YOU SEEK CONSOLATION FROM YOUR ASSKICKING GEAR.
[3] IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, SLIGHTLY. YOUR GEAR IS NOW SHINY, THOUGH.
[6V4] THE ALIENS LAUNCH ANOTHER ATTACK, BUT THIS TIME [3] MANAGE TO KILL A COUPLE HUNDRED HUMANS. THE HUMANS ARE TOO BUSY REPAIRING THE DAMAGES TO COUNTER ATTACK.
[2] A HALF-DEMON GETS SPOTTED KILLING PEOPLE [2] WHILE IT'S STILL RATHER WEAK. AN ANGRY MOB STARTS TRYING TO KILL IT. [3-1V3] [4] IT IS KILLED IN THE RESULTING FIGHT. [3] A FEW HUMANS THINK THAT THERE MIGHT BE MORE, BUT THE REST THINK THAT THAT WAS THE ONLY OF ITS KIND.
MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS
MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
MISKO27: GETTING PROPOSED TO
ITEMS: PHONE x2, BRIEFCASE x2, FAUNA QUEENLORD, SIZEABLE FORTUNE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS
ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER
TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47
GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, MAKING DEMONS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS, HALF DEMONS [77]
CORAI: BECOMING NO-ONE, IN THIRD HELL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL
YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM
TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING
LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE
CASSANDRA: TAKING KICKS AND KICKING TAKES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, POLISHED ASSKICKING GEAR, COOL SWORD