Peh. Go back to heaven. Lob a holy hand grenade on thy way.
[2] WAIT, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO TO HEAVEN? YOU REMEMBER HOW TO GO DOWN, BUT NOT UP...
[5] YOU LOB A HOLY HAND GRENADE, AND THAT SEEMS TO WORK. YOU GET BLASTED UP TO HEAVEN!
Wait.
I still have the laws of physics.
...Rewrite laws of physics so that the demons can't exist.
[6] DOWN WRITE DOWN THAT DEMONS DON'T EXIST. THAT MEANS YOU TOO, AS YOU ARE A DEMON AS LONG AS YOU STAY IN DOUBLE HELL. YOU DISAPPEAR, BUT AT LEAST SO DO THEY. BUT AFTER A FEW SECONDS, YOU REAPPEAR, [3] IN FIRST HELL. THAT'S A BIT BETTER, I GUESS.
LEAD REBELS TO VICTORY.
HAVE GUNBUSTER HUMAMS APPEAR.
TRY TO IMPROVE PICTURES.
GIVE GM PRESENT.
[3V1][2] THE REBELS DON'T MAKE ANY PROGRESS AT ALL.
[1] GUNBUSTER HUMANS APPEAR, AND REALISE THAT YOU AREN'T THEIR REAL LEADER! THEY ATTACK YOU. [1V5][4] OOH, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
GM DECIDES TO JUST TAKE THE PICTURES DOWN, BECAUSE IT ISN'T PAGE 10 ANYMORE.
[4] YAY, PRESENT! YOU GIVE ME A STONE STATUE OF A BEAUTIFUL CODEX WHO RESEMBLES ME.
[3] GM GIVES YOU PAT ON BACK.
CLAIM TO BE CAPTAIN
OF THE REBELS
TOTALLY LEGIT GUYS
[6] YOU'RE CAPTAIN OF REBELS NOW. SUDDENLY, A RESCUE SQUAD ARRIVES! WHEN THEY ASK WHO STARTED THE MUTINY, THRY SAY IT WAS YOU. THEY BRING YOU INTO CUSTODY.
Wait.
I still have the laws of physics.
...Rewrite laws of physics so that the demons can't exist.
AS DO I!
>Rewrite laws of physics so demons can exist, but are weaker, and the aliens main weapons cease to work.
>Start preperations for wedding. Invite peoples. Like Hades, and Fauna's parents, our friends, cassandra, you know the deal.
[4] DEMONS ARE NOW SIGNIFICANTLY WEAKER. THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE UP FOR THIS IN SOME TIME, THOUGH. [1] YOU ALSO MAKE THE ALIEN'S WEAPONS STRONGER, JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT.
[1]YOU START TO HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THE WEDDING. I MEAN, YOU ONLY MET HER A FEW TURNS AGO...
...
Sue myself. If victorious, take my own soul and float back to the surface.
[2V2] YOU AND YOURSELF ARE PRETTY EVEN IN SKILL, AND NO-ONE GETS THE UPPER HAND.
Pop MothaF***as, and I'm back from the dead! Got back into this game, using the power of my head! Gon' pop caps in yo' asses, fill you up with lead!
Engage gangsta' mode. Be the gangster lawyer.
[2] OH NO, YOU COULD NEVER BE ONE OF THOSE BRUTISH THUGS!
[4V1+1][3] A FEW ALIEN SHIPS FALL.
[4-1] DEMONS KILL A FEW PEOPLE WITHOUT BEING NOTICED.
MISKO27: GETTING COLD FEET, HELPING ALIENS
ITEMS: PHONE x2, BRIEFCASE x2, FAUNA QUEENLORD (ENGAGED), SIZEABLE FORTUNE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS
TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47
GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, MAKING DEMONS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS, DEMONS [6]
CORAI: BATTLING SELF, IN THIRD HELL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL
YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM
TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING
LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE
CASSANDRA: BEING DEPORTED
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, POLISHED ASSKICKING GEAR, COOL SWORD
SAMARI45: EATING PIGMOLES, SOLUTIONS ARE PROBLEMS SOLUTIONS PROBLEMS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
SPINAL TAPER: BEING A TRUE UPPER-CLASS MAN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
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