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[misko27]

Yay! I have 2 BRIEFCASES. BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS.
 
>Ressurect fallen Humans, Sue For Peace.
> Go on another date.
>Sue Various companies, claiming their products infected babies with Demonism.

[Cassandra]

Get a law degree, so I can stop resorting to violence. Also, polish my asskicking gear, just in case.

[borno]

Turn around in defeat. When god sits back down to go back to flipping off fundies, PUT A GUN TO HIS HEAD.



"GIMME YO POWER, BITCH."

[1] THING IS, HE DOESN'T SIT BACK DOWN. HE INSTEAD WAITS PATIENTLY FOR YOU TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE. EVENTUALLY YOU GROW IMPATIENT, AND POINT THE GUN AT HIM ANYWAY. HE SEES THIS COMING, AND [1] STRIPS YOU OF YOUR GODLY POWERS, AND SENDS YOU DOWN TO TRIPLE HELL FOR POINTING A GUN AT THE HEAD OF GOD. YOU [2] DON'T EVEN GET A TRIAL. THIS BLOWS!

Yay! I have 2 BRIEFCASES. BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS.
 
>Ressurect fallen Humans, Sue For Peace.
> Go on another date.
>Sue Various companies, claiming their products infected babies with Demonism.

[5] YOU RESURRECT ALL THE FALLEN HUMANS, AND THEN [4V4] TRY TO SUE THE OVERLORDS, BUT THEY HAVE GOOD LAWYERS ON THEIR SIDE. THE SLAVES ARE STILL ENSLAVED.
[5] YOU GO TO THE DATESPOT^TM, AND THE DATE GOES PERFECTLY. IN FACT, IT GOES SO PERFECTLY, SHE PROPOSES.
[1V3] YOU'RE TOO BUSY IN DATESPOT^TM TO SUE ANYONE! PLUS, EVEN IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD OF LOST. SO SAYS THE DICE!

Get a law degree, so I can stop resorting to violence. Also, polish my asskicking gear, just in case.

[2] YOU CHOOSE LAW AS YOUR SUBJECT, BUT YOU DON'T REALLY DO WELL. YOUR MIND ALWAYS DRIFTS BACK TO YOUR ASSKICKING GEAR WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING. EVENTUALLY THE TEST DAY COMES, AND YOU FAIL. YOU SEEK CONSOLATION FROM YOUR ASSKICKING GEAR.
[3] IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, SLIGHTLY. YOUR GEAR IS NOW SHINY, THOUGH.


[6V4] THE ALIENS LAUNCH ANOTHER ATTACK, BUT THIS TIME [3] MANAGE TO KILL A COUPLE HUNDRED HUMANS. THE HUMANS ARE TOO BUSY REPAIRING THE DAMAGES TO COUNTER ATTACK.

[2] A HALF-DEMON GETS SPOTTED KILLING PEOPLE [2] WHILE IT'S STILL RATHER WEAK. AN ANGRY MOB STARTS TRYING TO KILL IT. [3-1V3] [4] IT IS KILLED IN THE RESULTING FIGHT. [3] A FEW HUMANS THINK THAT THERE MIGHT BE MORE, BUT THE REST THINK THAT THAT WAS THE ONLY OF ITS KIND.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: GETTING PROPOSED TO
ITEMS: PHONE x2, BRIEFCASE x2, FAUNA QUEENLORD, SIZEABLE FORTUNE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, MAKING DEMONS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS, HALF DEMONS [77]

CORAI: BECOMING NO-ONE, IN THIRD HELL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM

TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING

LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

CASSANDRA: TAKING KICKS AND KICKING TAKES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, POLISHED ASSKICKING GEAR, COOL SWORD

[Corai]

Chuckle.

"This will be fun."

Debate with guard. While he is distracted, shoot him. Take keys and walk out. Free the damned and charge into the second hell. Repeat this action until back up into heaven.

LEAD LEGIONS OF HELL AGAINST GOD.

[Cassandra]

Put on asskicking gear, AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE LAW SCHOOL AUTHORITIES UNTIL I GET MY DEGREE! Also, throw molotov kittens at them.

[misko27]

Yaaay!
>Be a little flustered, say yes.

[borno]

Chuckle.

"This will be fun."

Debate with guard. While he is distracted, shoot him. Take keys and walk out. Free the damned and charge into the second hell. Repeat this action until back up into heaven.

LEAD LEGIONS OF HELL AGAINST GOD.

[2] YOU CHUCKLE, BUT IT SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE A KITTEN MEWLING.
[2] NO GUARDS. YOU ARE INSIDE A CAGE, [2] BEING TORTURED WITH KNIVES.

Put on asskicking gear, AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE LAW SCHOOL AUTHORITIES UNTIL I GET MY DEGREE! Also, throw molotov kittens at them.

[1V6][3V2] DID I MENTION THAT THE LAW SCHOOL AUTHORITIES WERE SECRETLY NINJAS? NO? WELL YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU ANYWAY. THEY [4] KICK YOU OUT OF THE COUNTRY!

Yaaay!
>Be a little flustered, say yes.

[6] YOU ARE SO FLUSTERED YOU FEEL LIKE EXPLODING. YOU SAY YES.


[5V5] THE HUMANS ATTACK, BUT ALIENS STAND THEIR GROUND.
[1] THE DEMONS ALL JOIN TOGETHER. AND TRY TO KILL SOMEONE, BUT THEY ARE CAUGHT IN THE ACT! A WHOLE ARMY IS SENT AFTER THEM. [4] HOWEVER, THEY ARE STRONG AS A TEAM, [5+1V2] [6] TAKE THE ARMY AS SLAVES TO THEM. HOWEVER, A BREAK-OUT IS PLANNED...

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: SAYING YES
ITEMS: PHONE x2, BRIEFCASE x2, FAUNA QUEENLORD (ENGAGED), SIZEABLE FORTUNE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, MAKING DEMONS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS, HALF DEMONS [77]

CORAI: BECOMING NO-ONE, IN THIRD HELL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM

TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING

LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

CASSANDRA: BEING DEPORTED
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, POLISHED ASSKICKING GEAR, COOL SWORD

[Corai]

...

God the dice hate me.

BECOME MASOCHISTIC SO I WILL BE MOVED TO ANOTHER CAGE. WHILE BEING MOVED, KILL GUARDS. AND DO MY ACTION I DESCRIBED EARLIER.

[Cassandra]

Break free, and know thy enemy. Kill the ninjas with Angelfu.

[Yoink]

>MAKE LURRRRVE TO HAREM

>GIVE BIRTH TO LITTLE BABY UNIVERSES

>PUT HELL IN ONE OF THOSE, TO KEEP TROUBLEMAKERS SAFELY ISOLATED. ORGANIZE A SHUTTLE BUS TO-AND-FRO BETWEEN OUR UNIVERSE AND HELL UNIVERSE

[Samari45]

Use investigative skills to find solutions to all problems, have someone else take care of it.

Eat a pigmole.

Convince everyone I'm not an RTD newbie.

[borno]

...

God the dice hate me.

BECOME MASOCHISTIC SO I WILL BE MOVED TO ANOTHER CAGE. WHILE BEING MOVED, KILL GUARDS. AND DO MY ACTION I DESCRIBED EARLIER.

[4] YOU BECOME MASOCHIST. THEY COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY, [3V4][6V6] YOU TRY TO ATTACK THEM, BUT YOU'RE BOUND UP AND THEY TOSS YOU INTO A BORING, GRAY ROOM. THIS ISN'T SO BAD YOU GUESS. I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS FOR MASS MURDERERS, AND THEIR PUNISHMENT IS NOTHING.

Break free, and know thy enemy. Kill the ninjas with Angelfu.

[1] YOU TRY TO ESCAPE THE BOAT, BUT END UP FALLING OVERBOARD. [4] YOU MANAGE TO SWIM BACK UP, BUT THEY'RE SENDING A BOAT TO PICK YOU UP, FAST!

>MAKE LURRRRVE TO HAREM

>GIVE BIRTH TO LITTLE BABY UNIVERSES

>PUT HELL IN ONE OF THOSE, TO KEEP TROUBLEMAKERS SAFELY ISOLATED. ORGANIZE A SHUTTLE BUS TO-AND-FRO BETWEEN OUR UNIVERSE AND HELL UNIVERSE

[2] YOUR HAREM DON'T THINK THAT THEY'RE READY TO MAKE UNIVERSES. I MEAN THAT'S GOT TO BE PAINFUL.

Use investigative skills to find solutions to all problems, have someone else take care of it.

Eat a pigmole.

[6] YOU FIND THE SOLUTION TO ALL PROBLEMS, AND THE PROBLEM TO ALL SOLUTIONS SOLUTIONS, PROBLEMS, THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME.
[5] YOU EAT THE MOST DELICIOUS PIGMOLE IN THE WORLD. MMM!

[2V5][3V5] NO GROUND IS MADE IN THE LATEST FIGHTS.
[6] THE BREAK-OUT GOES ALMOST PERFECTLY. THE DEMONS ARE KILLED, HOWEVER, THE ESCAPEES BRING THE TAINT OF THE DEMONS TO THE BIG CITIES. EVENTUALLY PEOPLE START TURNING INTO FULL DEMONS THEMSELVES...
GM DECIDES TO HAVE A LATE CELEBRATION FOR REACHING THE TENTH PAGE! EVERY ACTIVE PERSON NOW HAS THEIR OWN PICTURES, DRAWN BY THE ALL-TALENTED ME!

MISKO27: SAYING YES
ITEMS: PHONE x2, BRIEFCASE x2, FAUNA QUEENLORD (ENGAGED), SIZEABLE FORTUNE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

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TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

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GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, MAKING DEMONS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS, DEMONS [6]

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CORAI: BECOMING NO-ONE, IN THIRD HELL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL

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YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM

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TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: NOTHING

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LORDSLOWPOKE: MUTINY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

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CASSANDRA: BEING DEPORTED
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, POLISHED ASSKICKING GEAR, COOL SWORD

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SAMARI45: EATING PIGMOLES, SOLUTIONS ARE PROBLEMS SOLUTIONS PROBLEMS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

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[Cassandra]

Peh. Go back to heaven. Lob a holy hand grenade on thy way.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait.
I still have the laws of physics.

...Rewrite laws of physics so that the demons can't exist.

[Tavik Toth]

LEAD REBELS TO VICTORY.
HAVE GUNBUSTER HUMAMS APPEAR.
TRY TO IMPROVE PICTURES.
GIVE GM PRESENT.