SUE GOD FOR RIGHTS TO BEING GOD.
IF VICTORIOUS, SMITE ALL WHO DISOBEY ME AND FLOOD THE WORLD.
WITH PAPERWORK.
ATTEMPT TO UPGRADE MY +1(I think I have a +1) TO A +2.
[2+1V2]
Or was that their +1? I'm confused.
(NO ACTION LEFT BEHIND!)
[2+1V3] YOU QUICKLY GAIN THE UPPER HAND, AND ARE ABOUT TO WI--- HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST FIRE A LIGHTNING BOLT AT YOU? IT'S ON NOW!
[3] IT'S +/-1 AT MOST/LEAST FOR ANY MODIFIERS. HOWEVER, MODIFIERS CAN STACK.
>Have GM assign GirlFriend name. This isn't really a action, I would just like to refer to her as something.
>While in Hell's fortress, attempt to become Judge (of the dead). With the obvious powers of which.
>Use Position to free GWG.
NAME IS FAUNA QUEENLORD. HOWEVER, YOU MIGHT INTEND ON CHANGING HER LAST NAME TO 27 SOON.
[6] YOU BECOME THE JUDGE OF THE DEAD. HOWEVER, YOU BECOME SO CAUGHT UP IN YOUR NEW-FOUND RESPONSIBILITIES, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO FREE GWG
(JEEZ YOU GUYS SUCK AT RESCUING PEOPLE)
Sue the devil for his position. If that fails, which it probably will, roundhouse kick a knife into his chest, shout 'OBJECTION', and take over hell, appointing Misko as Judge.
[6V6] DEVIL IS STILL BEING A GREAT LAWYER. SO, INSTEAD YOU [3V4] CHARGE AT HIM, SET TO KILL MODE! HOWEVER, HE JUMPS AWAY. YOU GET A SENSE OF DEJA VU AS YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY GUARDS AGAIN.
EXSISTENTIAL DESTRUCTION AIN'T GOT SHIT ON A REAL NIGGA
BECOME GOD
THROW A GALAXY AT YOINK
[3] OH, TCM. I REMEMBER YOU. I THINK.
[1] YOU TRY TO BECOME GOD, BUT DISAPPEAR AGAIN. WAIT, WHO WAS I TALKING ABOUT?
[1V4] HOWEVER YOU ARE, YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID.
I GIVE UP.
USE THE NAZI METHOD--KILL ALL MORONS.
[3V2] PEW PEW PEW
POOSH
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION EVERYWHERE. [4] DUMB PEOPLE DEAD. NOW THE WAR SEEMS MORE EVEN, [6] AND THE TWO FACTIONS JOIN TOGETHER IN PEACE AND HARMONY. HOWEVER, ALL OF YOUR MEDDLING WITH THEIR LIVES HAS LED SOME BABIES TO BE BORN WITH DEMON BLOOD IN THEIR VEINS. WHICH MEANS THAT YOU-- BETTER NOT THINK ABOUT IT.
"HEY YOU PUT THAT BACK. I NEVER HIRED YOU!"
>TRY AND KEEP EXISTENCE ORDERLY.
>FIRE TCM/GOD, SUE THEM FOR BEING USELESS.
>AMUSE SELF BY ASSEMBLING HAREM OF THE SEXIEST BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE
[6+1] EXISTENCE SO ORDERLY, IT ISN'T ORDERLY. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'VE BEEN SLACKING OFF AS UNIVERSE. MASS INTERPLANETARY CONFLICT ENSUES.
[4] WHAT TCM? EH. YOU'LL BE SURE TO FIRE ANY TCM'S, AND SUE THEM IF THEY POP UP.
[4] YOU MAKE HAREM, AND, UH, WATCH THEM(?) DO STUFF(?)
MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS
MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
MISKO27: SUCKING AT GAMING, NOT SUCKING AT FIGHTING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GIRLFRIEND, SIZEABLE FORTUNE
ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER
TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47
GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, MAKING BABIES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS, BABIES (THAT YOU HAVE SUBTLE INFLUENCE OVER)
CORAI: BECOMING GOD OF LAWYERS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL
YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD, CREATING WWIIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE, HAREM
TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE
LORDSLOWPOKE:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE
CASSANDRA: GETTING KICKED AND NAME TAKEN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE
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