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[TCM]

KICK MISKO IN THE FACE

[Terrahex]

this thread took off. I won't be able to keep up. you can remove my name.

[Corai]

SMITE WHOEVER WANTS MY TITLE.

MAKE IT A HOLY CRIME TO WANT MY TITLE.

EXPAND CHURCH.

"MISKO BOY, TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THE LAWYER GOD IS ON YOUR SIDE. SHE'LL LOVE YOU AND YOUR TINY PILE OF PAPERWORK."

[borno]

Nod, as my work here is done. Sue TCM for being undead, and restore him/her to life.

[1V5] ZOMBIES MAKE GOOD LAWYERS. YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM, SO YOU TRY TO BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE INSTEAD.
[6] YOU FILL HIM WITH SO MUCH LIFE HE EXPLODES,  MAKING PLANTS INSTANTLY GROW AT THE EXPLOSION POINT. OOPS.

> I fail. DAMNIT. Just, do whatever she wants to make up. Ask her first/. Whatever, no matter what she wants, I wil do it. I WILL have one sucessful date.
>After, whatever, sip booze enjoyably. Attempt to intoxicate Zombies.

[4] TURNS OUT SHE'S A GAMER ATTORNEY. YOU GO TO THE ARCADE STORE, AND PLAY DEVILS ATTORNEY. YOU FIND THAT YOU'RE QUITE GOOD AT IT, AND YOU BOTH HAVE A GOOD TIME.
[5] YOU DRINK THE BOOZE, AND [6+1V6] MANAGE TO GET TCM TO DRINK SOME BEFORE HE EXPLODES.

KEEP UP PHILANTHROPY. HOPEFULLY COMMON SENSE WILL SPREAD...

[6] YOU GIVE THE REST OF THE MONEY TO VARIOUS PARTS OF EARTH. COMMON SENSE BECOMES A WAY OF LIFE IN THESE COUNTRIES, AND EVENTUALLY THEY DECLARE WAR ON THE COUNTRIES WITHOUT COMMON SENSE.

KICK MISKO IN THE FACE

[5-2V1] EVEN IN YOUR INCORPOREAL AND DRUNK STATE, YOU KICK MISKO IN THE FACE, [1] DRAINING YOUR OWN HEALTH AND GIVING IT TO HIM.

SMITE WHOEVER WANTS MY TITLE.

MAKE IT A HOLY CRIME TO WANT MY TITLE.

EXPAND CHURCH.

"MISKO BOY, TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THE LAWYER GOD IS ON YOUR SIDE. SHE'LL LOVE YOU AND YOUR TINY PILE OF PAPERWORK."

[2+1V2] YOU SMITE A RANDOM LAWYER VYING FOR YOUR POSITION
[1] YOU MAKE IT A HOLY CRIME NOT TO TRY AND TAKE YOUR TITLE. YOU GET ANOTHER LAWYER ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE OF THIS, [5+1V5] BUT YOU QUICKLY DEFEAT HIM.
[5] YOU EXPAND YOUR CHURCH, MAKING IT THE BEST CHURCH EVER TO HAVE EXISTED!

this thread took off. I won't be able to keep up. you can remove my name.

AW. WE'LL [5] MISS YOU.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: FINALLY HAVING SOME SUCCESS WITH GIRLFRIEND
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GIRLFRIEND, SIZEABLE FORTUNE

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: INTOXICATED, INCORPOREAL.
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, GIVING HUMANITY MONEY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS

CORAI: BECOMING GOD OF LAWYERS, MAKING CHURCH
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE

TAVIK TOTH: USURPING POWER
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

CASSANDRA: BEING HOLY
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

[Cassandra]

Sue hell. Ask for GWG in settlement. Gather incriminating evidence of the devil before the trial.

[misko27]

Sue hell. Ask for GWG in settlement. Gather incriminating evidence of the devil before the trial.

>Challange Girlfriend to Champion match of Devil's attorney!
>Help Cassandra.
>Ask Girlfriend to aid Cassandra too. She is attorney.
> Hire Spies to get dirty secrets of devil, make him look bad.

 

[TCM]

GET ALIVE

THEN SHOOT MISKO WITH MACHINE PISTOL
IF THAT DON'T WORK STAB HIM
IF THAT DON'T WORK BLUDGEON HIM WITH A PUMPKIN

[Corai]

ATTEMPT TO UPGRADE MY +1(I think I have a +1) TO A +2.

[2+1V2]

Or was that their +1? I'm confused.

[Tavik Toth]

HELP HUMAN RACE.
STOP WARS.
GIVE EARTH HUNDRED NEAREST SOLAR SYSTEMS.
FULLY DEVELOPED.
ALSO GIVE THEM SPACE FLEET.

[GreatWyrmGold]

OOPS.
WITHDRAW SUPPORT FROM WARRING COUNTRIES AND PROMOTE COMMON SENSE IN STUPID AREAS.

[Yoink]

((GOOD GRIEF SO MANY PAGES))


>ERASE TCM FROM UNIVERSE, ALONG WITH ENTIRE EXISTANCE OF RAP & HIP-HOP MUSIC & CULTURE

>FOLD DIMENSIONAL FABRIC LIKE PAPER PLANE

>THEN BECOME OLD SELF AGAIN, GO DO SOME PRO-BONO WORK (WAIT DO PROSECUTORS EVEN DO THAT? HECK IF I KNOW, I GOT MY LAW DEGREE OFF INTERNET)

[borno]

THIS ISN'T DEAD, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I PUT TOO MUCH WORK INTO THIS MINIMALIST RTD TO LET IT GO TO WASTE. PLUS IT'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL RTD I'VE EVER RUN.

Sue hell. Ask for GWG in settlement. Gather incriminating evidence of the devil before the trial.

[1] YOU RUN RIGHT INTO HELL'S FORTRESS IN ORDER TO FIND EVIDENCE. YOU SUDDENLY FIND YOURSELF SURROUNDED BY GUARDS. WHOOPS. BUT WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMS LOST, MISKO AND HIS UNNAMED GIRLFRIEND BUSTS ONTO THE SCENE! YOU ALL HAVE A HUGE FIGHT.
[5,5,1V3] YOU AND MISKO REALLY KICK ASS, BUT THE UNNAMED GIRLFRIEND JUST KINDA STANDS AND WATCHES.

Sue hell. Ask for GWG in settlement. Gather incriminating evidence of the devil before the trial.

>Challange Girlfriend to Champion match of Devil's attorney!
>Help Cassandra.
>Ask Girlfriend to aid Cassandra too. She is attorney.
> Hire Spies to get dirty secrets of devil, make him look bad.

[2V5] SHE ABSOLUTELY WASTES YOU. DAMN SHE'S GOOD.
[5,5,V3]YOU BOTH THEN BUST INTO HELL'S FORTRESS, TO FIND CASSANDRA NEEDING SOME HELP. YOU ALL KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES! EXCEPT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND, THOUGH. SHE JUST KINDA STANDS AROUND.

HELP HUMAN RACE.
STOP WARS.
GIVE EARTH HUNDRED NEAREST SOLAR SYSTEMS.
FULLY DEVELOPED.
ALSO GIVE THEM SPACE FLEET.

[6] YOU DO ALL OF THESE THINGS, AND THE HUMAN RACE THRIVES. OR WOULD, IF THEY WEREN'T PARTICIPATING IN WWIII. MILLIONS OF LIVES ARE LOST TO GAIN CONTROL OF THE SOLAR SYSTEMS, AND EVEN MORE ARE LOST WITH THE NEW SPACE FLEETS.

OOPS.
WITHDRAW SUPPORT FROM WARRING COUNTRIES AND PROMOTE COMMON SENSE IN STUPID AREAS.

[2+1] THE 'STUPID' COUNTRIES TRY TO SEND A PEACE TREATY, BUT [2+1] ONLY MANAGE A TEMPORARY CEASEFIRE. LOOKS LIKE THE 'HUMANOID PRIME'S ARE GETTING A BIT UP THEMSELVES.

((GOOD GRIEF SO MANY PAGES))


>ERASE TCM FROM UNIVERSE, ALONG WITH ENTIRE EXISTANCE OF RAP & HIP-HOP MUSIC & CULTURE

>FOLD DIMENSIONAL FABRIC LIKE PAPER PLANE

>THEN BECOME OLD SELF AGAIN, GO DO SOME PRO-BONO WORK (WAIT DO PROSECUTORS EVEN DO THAT? HECK IF I KNOW, I GOT MY LAW DEGREE OFF INTERNET)

[6+1V1] TCM? WHAT TCM? TCM NEVER EXISTED, OR EVER WILL. AND WHAT IS THIS RAP & HIP HOP YOU SPEAK OF?
[5] YOU FOLD IT SO PERFECTLY, THAT UNIVERSES EVERYWHERE PRAISE YOU.
[2] NO, YOU HAVE DUTIES TO FULFIL AS THE UNIVERSE.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: SUCKING AT GAMING, NOT SUCKING AT FIGHTING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, GIRLFRIEND, SIZEABLE FORTUNE

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: WHAT IS THIS TCM YOU SPEAK OF?
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN, ZOMBIE AK-47

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN DOUBLE HELL, CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, $1000, CHAINS

CORAI: BECOMING GOD OF LAWYERS, MAKING CHURCH
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS, PISTOL

YOINK: BECOMING THE WOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNIVERSE

TAVIK TOTH: CREATING WWIII
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

CASSANDRA: KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

[Corai]

SUE GOD FOR RIGHTS TO BEING GOD.

IF VICTORIOUS, SMITE ALL WHO DISOBEY ME AND FLOOD THE WORLD.

WITH PAPERWORK.

[misko27]

>Have GM assign GirlFriend name. This isn't really a action, I would just like to refer to her as something.
>While in Hell's fortress, attempt to become Judge (of the dead). With the obvious powers of which.
>Use Position to free GWG.

[Cassandra]

Sue the devil for his position. If that fails, which it probably will, roundhouse kick a knife into his chest, shout 'OBJECTION', and take over hell, appointing Misko as Judge.