"Muahahahahahaha! You cannot fight me with your pitiful common sense! Your rational weapons cannot kill me! I am the Victim! You cannot kill that which has no soul!"
Beat Common Sense Man to death with my own sternum.
(6) YOU DESTROY YOUR FOE, BEATING HIM TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN BODY. THEN YOU REALIZE YOU MIGHT NEED THAT AND FALL OVER, DYING.
Get as many versions of humanity possible to help xelee.
(1) THAT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
Now: Go back in time to before it was regressing, and save my assistant!
Future: Return to present, apply for job.
(6) YOU GET BACK TO HER. BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY WITH YOU.
Reincarnate as a more fortunate being.
(6) YOU REINCARNATE AS SOMEONES LUCKY SOCK.
Become a Spawn of Holistic. Listen to Justin Bieber, using my [NOPAIN] and [NOFEAR] tags to be immune to it while everyone dies around me.
(1) I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS , SO YOU DIE INSTEAD.
HAHA! TIME FOR MY MASTER PLAN!
ASK MY ALDUIN SWEETUMS TO TAKE ME BACK TO WORK. I FORGOT....SOMETHING.
(5) HE TAKES YOU BACK BEFORE GOING TO DEVOUR SOME MORE.
Become a Spawn of Holistic. Listen to Justin Bieber, using my [NOPAIN] and [NOFEAR] tags to be immune to it while everyone dies around me.
Tactical nuke. Kill the sunnuvabitch!
(4) S'DEAD, FR0ST.
TAKE OVER THE POUND.
RELEASE THE HOUNDS
UPON EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME
(4) YOU RELEASE THE HOUNDS ONTO THE INNOCENT MASSES.
Future: Return to present, apply for job.
>Hire as Chief Financial Officer
(3) WHATEVER.
Turn world into a massive game of trouble in terrorist town.
Because why not join 50 pages in.
(6) YOU DO SO, AND ARE HEADSHOTTED BY A TRAITOR FROM ACROSS THE MAP.
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