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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 161862 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #765 on: May 28, 2013, 09:01:10 am »
>Order the Chief Financial Officer (GreatWyrmGold) to start getting money for the agency, legally.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #766 on: May 28, 2013, 02:54:44 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 28, 2013, 09:01:10 am
>Order the Chief Financial Officer (GreatWyrmGold) to start getting money for the agency, legally.
I will once I get from the past into the present. If Spinal lets me, I'll go back to this turn and start doing this in the future.


Isn't time travel fun?
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Demdemeh

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #767 on: May 28, 2013, 09:08:39 pm »
Become an entire lucky suit.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #768 on: June 02, 2013, 08:38:37 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 28, 2013, 12:36:16 am
Excellent!
PROCEED INTO WORK! QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE! CONTINUE BIDING MY TIME!
(2) YOU TRIP AND FALLL ONTO THE PAVEMENT. THEN, YOU SIT THERE FOR A WHILE, CRYING.
Quote from: Xantalos on May 28, 2013, 12:42:18 am
BECOME KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
OUTKHAAAAAAAAN CREEEEEED
(5) KHANN'D
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Patiently wait for a contract.
(5) IT'S A VERY NICE CONTRACT INDEED.
Quote from: Eotyrannus on May 28, 2013, 03:13:25 am
ATTEMPT TO GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A -1 TO THEIR SCORE.
(5) NEXT TURN, YOU DICK.
Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 28, 2013, 04:23:49 am
Destroy universe.
(1) APPARENTLY, THE GODS OF LUCK DESPISE YOU. PROLLY FOR TRYING TO DESTROY THEIR UNIVERSE.
Quote from: Remuthra on May 28, 2013, 05:36:39 am
Try Again.
(5) IT WORKED THIS TIME. YOU DO THE THRILLER DANCE TO CELEBRATE.
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Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 28, 2013, 04:23:49 am
Destroy universe.
Impede Action

Talk to her:
"Could you try to make me understand?"
(5) IT'S ALREADY KIND OF IMPEDED BY BEING A FAILING ACTION. (6) SHE GLARES AT YOU.
"It's because you're an asshole, that's why. Is that good enough?"
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Fine then.
Chrysallids!
(5) THEY COME.
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 28, 2013, 09:01:10 am
>Order the Chief Financial Officer (GreatWyrmGold) to start getting money for the agency, legally.
(5) WEIRD, POSSIBLY EVIL GWG VERSION DOES IT WHILE LAUGHING SINISTERLY.
"The spreadsheets! Their power is mine!"
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Become an entire lucky suit.
(4) YOU DO SO.
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Remuthra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #769 on: June 02, 2013, 08:42:41 am »
Now, conquer the financial world!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #770 on: June 02, 2013, 08:51:55 am »
"...Alright."

Take her back to a time and place of her choice. If we actually arrive there, drop her off and travel back in time to when I was first offered a position as Zanzetkuken's financial officer.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Eotyrannus

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #771 on: June 02, 2013, 09:40:02 am »
Try luck on giving everyone else a -2. KILL EVERYONE.
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GrizzlyAdamz

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #772 on: June 02, 2013, 02:04:36 pm »
Damn body's acting up! SHUSH YOU!
PROCEED INTO WORK, QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE, BIDE TIME!


Also, way to get 70% 5s.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #773 on: June 02, 2013, 02:09:43 pm »
>Send the Time Cop division to arrest Tavik Toth and send him on a one-way trip to the temporal death of the universe.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2013, 02:26:49 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #774 on: June 02, 2013, 02:25:14 pm »
Which end?
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #775 on: June 02, 2013, 02:27:59 pm »
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #776 on: June 02, 2013, 03:05:15 pm »
Try to create a dimensional rift.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #777 on: June 02, 2013, 06:33:19 pm »
TRICK EVERYONE INTO COOKING THEMSELVES INTO A QUICHE
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #778 on: June 02, 2013, 06:40:06 pm »
That reminds me, dinnertime.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #779 on: June 05, 2013, 09:56:26 am »
Quote from: Remuthra on June 02, 2013, 08:42:41 am
Now, conquer the financial world!
(1-1)YOU KNOW HOW CARTHAGE STOPPED ROME? IMAGINE THAT, BUT CARTHAGE WAS EVERYTHING, AND ROME WAS YOU.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 02, 2013, 08:51:55 am
"...Alright."

Take her back to a time and place of her choice. If we actually arrive there, drop her off and travel back in time to when I was first offered a position as Zanzetkuken's financial officer.
"Just take me home."
(5-1) YOU ARRIVE IN THE RIGHT TIME AND ALL THAT BORING CRAP.
Quote from: Eotyrannus on June 02, 2013, 09:40:02 am
Try luck on giving everyone else a -2. KILL EVERYONE.
(2) NO. ALSO, YOU ARE KILLED FOR META DICKERY.
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on June 02, 2013, 02:04:36 pm
Damn body's acting up! SHUSH YOU!
PROCEED INTO WORK, QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE, BIDE TIME!


Also, way to get 70% 5s.
(5-1) WORK IS DONE.
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 02, 2013, 02:09:43 pm
>Send the Time Cop division to arrest Tavik Toth and send him on a one-way trip to the temporal death of the universe.
(1-1) THE TIME POLICE SERVE NO MAN. THEY SHOOT YOU WITH A TIME STICK.
Quote from: Tavik Toth on June 02, 2013, 03:05:15 pm
Try to create a dimensional rift.
(4-1) WELL AREN'T YOU A FANCY LITTLE CULTIST.
Quote from: Xantalos on June 02, 2013, 06:33:19 pm
TRICK EVERYONE INTO COOKING THEMSELVES INTO A QUICHE
(4-1)  YOU TRICK THE LESS INTELLIGENT .01% INTO DOING SO. IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

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