BEGIN KITTY BEFRIENDING OF OTHER AFTERLIFE FIGURES
(2) YOU GET TRAPPED IN THE HELL POUND.
"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!"
Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.
(6) DURING YOUR SPEECH, COMMON SENSE MAN, A SUPERHERO BASED ON HAVING COMMON SENSE, SHOOTS YOU IN THE CHEST.
When my back is fixed, go back in time and save my assistant!
(2) IT'S BEGUN TO REGRESS.
When my back is fixed, go back in time and save my assistant!
(2) IT'S TAKING A WHILE.
Begin existing again. DESTROY ALL GODDAMN POP MUSIC!
(1) YOU ARE SHANKED BY A RABID HORDE OF POP FANGIRLS.
save my assistant!
LOAD ASSISTANT
(4) YOU LOAD HIS ASSISTANT INTO YOUR PART OF CREATION. SHE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
SMACK THE DICE OUT OF CASSANDRA'S HANDS AND APPROPRIATE HER FORM, WITH MUCH CHOATENESS!
(5) IT IS COMPLETE. YOU HAVE TAKEN OVER HER BODY.
Xelee is a race that spans the universe. And is fighting a war for all Byronic life. And losing. So lets fix that.
(2) YOU CHEER THEM ON.
I am not stuck in the traffic.
The traffic is stuck around me.
(4) 2DEEP4ME.
Return to that road we were in when we were all stuck in traffic. Get back in car. Play music.
(6) YOU FORGOT JUST HOW AWFUL IT WAS. SO BAD, IN FACT, YOU'RE BORED TO DEATH.
LEADERBOARD:
GRIZZLYANDRA
MISKO
GWG