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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[GreatWyrmGold]

When my back is fixed, go back in time and save my assistant!

[Fr0stByt3]

Begin existing again. DESTROY ALL GODDAMN POP MUSIC!

[LordSlowpoke]

save my assistant!

LOAD ASSISTANT

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!"

Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.

>If this action works, make Remuthra the agency's Cheif Financial Officer

[GreatWyrmGold]

save my assistant!

LOAD ASSISTANT

Smack the Pun-Maker! Don't stop saving my assistant to do so, though.

"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!"

Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.

>If this action works, make Remuthra the agency's Cheif Financial Officer

I still have  ajob with you once I reach the present, right?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

SMACK THE DICE OUT OF CASSANDRA'S HANDS AND APPROPRIATE HER FORM, WITH MUCH CHOATENESS!

[Tavik Toth]

Xelee is a race that spans the universe. And is fighting a war for all Byronic life. And losing. So lets fix that.

[Demdemeh]

Accelerate process of becoming fossil fuel. Possess the first machine to use me as fuel, and use it to escape Hell.

[Mipe]

I am not stuck in the traffic.

The traffic is stuck around me.

[Eotyrannus]

Return to that road we were in when we were all stuck in traffic. Get back in car. Play music.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I still have a job with you once I reach the present, right?

I'll find something if you come to apply, since my attempts at contacting you have always been thwarted.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I still have a job with you once I reach the present, right?

I'll find something if you come to apply, since my attempts at contacting you have always been thwarted.

I'll see if I can apply. Or better yet, I'll see if I can have applied.

Future-Me: Apply to see what jobs are available with Zanzetkuken. (It's called a stable time loop.)

[Spinal_Taper]

BEGIN KITTY BEFRIENDING OF OTHER AFTERLIFE FIGURES

(2) YOU GET TRAPPED IN THE HELL POUND.

"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!"

Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.

(6) DURING YOUR SPEECH, COMMON SENSE MAN, A SUPERHERO BASED ON HAVING COMMON SENSE, SHOOTS YOU IN THE CHEST.

When my back is fixed, go back in time and save my assistant!

(2) IT'S BEGUN TO REGRESS.

When my back is fixed, go back in time and save my assistant!

(2) IT'S TAKING A WHILE.

Begin existing again. DESTROY ALL GODDAMN POP MUSIC!

(1) YOU ARE SHANKED BY A RABID HORDE OF POP FANGIRLS.

save my assistant!

LOAD ASSISTANT

(4) YOU LOAD HIS ASSISTANT INTO YOUR PART OF CREATION. SHE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

SMACK THE DICE OUT OF CASSANDRA'S HANDS AND APPROPRIATE HER FORM, WITH MUCH CHOATENESS!

(5) IT IS COMPLETE. YOU HAVE TAKEN OVER HER BODY.

Xelee is a race that spans the universe. And is fighting a war for all Byronic life. And losing. So lets fix that.

(2) YOU CHEER THEM ON.

I am not stuck in the traffic.

The traffic is stuck around me.

(4) 2DEEP4ME.

Return to that road we were in when we were all stuck in traffic. Get back in car. Play music.

(6) YOU FORGOT JUST HOW AWFUL IT WAS. SO BAD, IN FACT, YOU'RE BORED TO DEATH.
LEADERBOARD:
GRIZZLYANDRA
MISKO
GWG

[Remuthra]

"Muahahahahahaha! You cannot fight me with your pitiful common sense! Your rational weapons cannot kill me! I am the Victim! You cannot kill that which has no soul!"
Beat Common Sense Man to death with my own sternum.

[Tavik Toth]

Get as many versions of humanity possible to help xelee.