CAN'T TOUCH DIS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
WAT I'S SAYIN IS
AMBUSH DANCE ATTACK
(6) YOU EXAUST YOURSELF WITH A WICKED MOVE, LEAVING YOU OPEN TO BE SHOT BY DEATHS GAT.
Yes, The army is prepared.
Send, the army of my master, and conquer, all the McDonalds. ALL OF THEM!?! YES! FOR BOB! FILL HIS THIRST FOR BLOOD WITH YOUR CHICKEN CLAWS!
(5) YOU TAKE THE MCDONALDS GALAXY WIDE, FINISHING WITH THE HOMEWORLD! ALL HAIL MISKO, THE BURGER KING!
NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
GAH! FINALLY WIN THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF GETTING A 5 AND BECOMING CASSANDRA!
(4) YOU TAKE HALF HER BODY.
Be dinosaur. Devour souls.
(5) SOME SAY YOU GOT THE SOUL EATING THING FROM ALDUIN. YOU SAY "FUCK YOU" AND EAT THEIR SOULS.
IMPREGNATE MY FOES WITH CHEESECAKE!
(1)OH NO! HOW EMBARRASING, YOUR CHEESECAKE IS STERILE. YOU DIE FROM THE SHAME.
Go blow up the office building!
(6) YOU BLOW UP THE OFFICE BUILDING, CONSUMING IT, AND YOURSELF, IN A BEAUTIFUL FIRESTORM. FROM THE SKIES, IT NEARLY RESEMBLES THE BUDDING OF A CYNICAL FLOWER.
Drink coffee, kill people.
(5) AH. THERE WE GO. NURSING YOUR CAFFIENE ADDICTION HELPED YOU GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR TO MURDER DOZENS MORE.
File all required forms in triplicate, and submit to the correct offices, then exit hellmouth and get work as sidekick with Buffy.
(1) A BUREAU-KNIGHT KILLS YOU!
RALLY A EMPIRE OF THE UNVIERSE. GO HELP XELEE.
(2) NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR XELEE. YOU FEEL SAD.
>hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer
NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
GAH! FINALLY WIN THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF GETTING A 5 AND BECOMING CASSANDRA!
Being in someone's toenail doesn't let you share their achievements.
Travel back in time two minutes, continue following trail for one minute. Repeat until I find her.
(1) THE TARDIS BREAKS YOUR BACK.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRADAMZ
MISKO
GWG