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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162145 times)

Remuthra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #675 on: May 05, 2013, 07:39:58 am »

Enter through the underside docking port.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #676 on: May 05, 2013, 09:25:28 am »

Follow her! Turn TARDIS into something portable first.


Do the above, skipped action, please!
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #677 on: May 05, 2013, 10:29:21 am »

No! I, must, rectify. I, must.

Head to, the nearest genetic manipulation center, which LCS assures, me, is everywhere. Rectify, my mistakes.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #678 on: May 05, 2013, 11:18:02 am »

Find out more information about universe.
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GrizzlyAdamz

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #679 on: May 05, 2013, 12:29:45 pm »

Misko is now william shatner.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #680 on: May 05, 2013, 05:45:15 pm »

>attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #681 on: May 05, 2013, 10:18:00 pm »

JK
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #682 on: May 05, 2013, 10:19:31 pm »

CAN'T TOUCH DIS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #683 on: May 05, 2013, 10:23:01 pm »

DANCEOFF WITH DEATH TIME
(1) HE OWNS YOU, THEN YOUR SOUL.
Exit the hellmouth and get a job with Buffy as a new sidekick.
(2) YOU NEED TO FILE THE CORRECT FORMS FIRST.
NOW FLIRT WITH ALL THE FORUMITES!
(4) EY BOI. U WANT DIS?
NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
Enter through the underside docking port.
(5) YOU FLAT STANLEY YOUR WAY IN.
Follow her! Turn TARDIS into something portable first.


Do the above, skipped action, please!
(5,2) LUCKILY FOR YOU, SHE LEFT AN EASY TO FOLLOW TRAIL OF STOMPED GRASS AND BROKEN BRANCHES. UNLUCKILY FOR YOU, SLINGING THE TARDIS OVER YOUR SHOULDER MEANS YOU'RE GOING QUITE SLOWLY.
No! I, must, rectify. I, must.

Head to, the nearest genetic manipulation center, which LCS assures, me, is everywhere. Rectify, my mistakes.

(4) THEY'RE RECTIFIED. LOL RECT.
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(5) IT TURNS OUT THAT HERE, YOU ARE REVERED AS A GOD.
>attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
(4) YOU WRITE HIS NAME ON PAPER. (5) YOU HIRE FAMOUS DUDES. LIKE THE TERMINATOR, BUT THE GOOD ONE. AND THE GUYS FROM CHRONO TRIGGER.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #684 on: May 05, 2013, 10:25:45 pm »

CAN'T TOUCH DIS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME

WAT I'S SAYIN IS
AMBUSH DANCE ATTACK
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #685 on: May 05, 2013, 10:37:30 pm »

Yes, The army is prepared.

Send, the army of my master, and conquer, all the McDonalds. ALL OF THEM!?! YES! FOR BOB! FILL HIS THIRST FOR BLOOD WITH YOUR CHICKEN CLAWS!
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #686 on: May 06, 2013, 12:00:08 am »

NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
 LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO

GAH! FINALLY WIN THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF GETTING A 5 AND BECOMING CASSANDRA!
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #687 on: May 06, 2013, 03:42:27 am »

Be dinosaur. Devour souls.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #688 on: May 06, 2013, 04:51:10 am »

IMPREGNATE MY FOES WITH CHEESECAKE!
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Remuthra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #689 on: May 06, 2013, 05:03:31 am »

Go blow up the office building!
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