>SUMMON HONEY BADGER LOCATION: ZANZETKUKEN'S INNARD
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Change target to Xantalos.[/quote](4vs3) IT SPAWNS BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
Whip out my smart-phone and start googling myself.
(3) NO RESULTS FOUND. AW...
Did, did I just accidentally beat the crap out of chuck norris? Hm.
USE FORCE OF WILL TO MAKE IMAGINATION REALITY BECOME THE CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN!
HAVE MY BITCH, AKA CHUCK NORRIS, HELP!
(6) CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN LANDS ON YOU.
Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.
(5) YOU CAREFULLY DISSECT HIS SPINE.
ESCAPE TO Culture-verse!
(3) YOU ESCAPE. TO YAOI CULTURE-VERSE
>Return to the future
>Reason that I should be on the leader-board, since I am the leader of my own company, and therefore have already arrived at work.
(3) YOU SIT STILL. IT'S THE FUTURE. (5) I WOULD, BUT THE LEADER-BOARD DOESN'T QUITE WORK THAT WAY.
What I miss? Nothing important I imagine.
infiltrate secret base containing kentucky fried chicken recipe
(4) INFILTRATED AND STUFF. THAT BETTY WHITE COSPLAY OUTFIT FINALLY CAME IN HANDY.
Continue about my day obliviously.
(3) YAY... IT'S DROLL...
Explode violently.
((I love how if I get a 1, I implode. If I get anything but a 2 I get some kind of destruction here.))
(5) EXPLODED AND STUFF.
Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.
It's only manually if you use your hands.
You're removing his spine dentally.
Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
(4) ATTACHED. (3)YOU'RE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PLANET. (5)
YOU G-G-G-GO FAST! And steal someones child before switching it in the nursery.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO