>Send GreatWyrmGold and his Assistant back to the begining of humanity.
>Give them a unmarked TARDIS that uses a date code display that uses the age of the universe to mark the date and time.
(6-1)YOU SEND YOURSELF AND THEM BACK TO THE PAST, SAMURAI JACK. (2+1) NOT ONLY IS IT A TARDIS, IT'S TO SCALE, AND IT'S COLLECTORS EDITION.
"Dammit!" Walk TO, listening to 'Ain't No Rest For the Wicked' as I do so. And sing along.
(5) WELCOME TO WORK. READY TO HAVE YOUR SOUL, ENTHUSIASM, CREATIVENESS, AND INDIVIDUALITY PULLED OUT BY THE CORPORATE STATE?
BECOME THE CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN!
(3) YOU BECOME THE CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN. IN YOUR OWN IMAGINATION.
>Send GreatWyrmGold and his Assistant back to the begining of humanity.
Impede Action.
>Give them a unmarked TARDIS that uses a date code display that uses the age of the universe to mark the date and time.
Aid Action.
Use TARDIS to save the world from whatever's threatening it this turn. Or save the world without it if I don't have a TARDIS.
(5,5) HELPED N HINDERED.(1) YOU BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH THE LIMITED EDITION SCALE TARDIS, BUT (6) YOUR ASSISTANT RAISES YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD. IN CHAINS. SO YOU CAN'T DO STUPID SHIT ANYMORE.
Laugh as TARDIS explodes due to me eating time last turn
Go punch something
(6) YOU LAUGH YOURSELF TO DEATH.
Attack someone
(6) YOU WALK UP TO CHUCK NORRIS, AND ISSUE A CHALLENGE. WHAT DO NOW?
(5) BEAT THE HELL OUT OF CHUCK NORRIS, THAT'S WHAT DO NOW.
Be LARGE sparrow, open window of my car (which, as the thread suggests, is stuck in traffic) and fly to work. If something goes horribly wrong, blame Xantalos.
(6) XANTALOS IS BLAMED.
Respawn in a random universe of a sci fi tv show.
(2) YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HIGHLANDERS: THE SERIES FAN FORUM. IN A RULE 34 THREAD. A YAOI ONE.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO