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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 161403 times)

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #405 on: January 29, 2013, 05:35:53 pm »

Somehow think this is You Always Roll 5 and wonder why no one is rolling 5.


Smack misko27 for killing me and sabotaging my work. Call the police. Press charges. Continue work.

(3) YOU EFFEMINATLY SLAP HIS DECEASED FORM. (3) A MALL SECURITY NINJA TAKES THE BODY AWAY. (4) THE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN, AND YOU QUICKLY GAIN THE UPPER HAND. (2) BUT THE MENTAL SCARRING AND LAWSUITS AND SUCH DRAIN YOUR ABILITY TO WORK EFFICIENTLY. (6) YOUR ASSISTANT, HOWEVER, WORKS OVERTIME FOR YOU, HELPING YOU IMPROVE THE GAME.
Begin making weapons out of Disney merchandise, making the weapons even more deadly than normal.
Begin selling weapons to everyone, making massive profit.

(4) MICKEY MOUSE DEATHTRAP IS LIVE. (1) BUT DISNEY DOESN'T LIKE THAT. NOPE IT DOESN'T. NOT. ONE. BIT.
>Get new TARDIS
>Quit job
>Get new job exploring space-time
(2) TARDII ARE SOMEWHAT UNCOMMON, UNFORTUNATLY. (1) WHEN YOU QUIT, YOUR YANDERE BOSS CUTS YOU IN TWAIN.
After respawning and escapign jail if necessary, look around town for a flower store and bomb shop.
(2) "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!". TURNS OUT, YOU CAN'T BREAK THOSE CUFFS.
Respawn, take a fuckton of Turbo. and jog to work.
(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A WANNA BE RAPPER, BEFORE (6) TAKING ALL THE TURBO YOU CAN AFFORD. (3) YOU START TO RUN, BUT YOU'RE HIT BY WITHDRAWL AND FALL ONTO THE GROUND.

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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #406 on: January 29, 2013, 05:40:23 pm »

UPEND THE TABLE AND START PLAYING DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #407 on: January 29, 2013, 05:47:46 pm »

Sue Disney for violating my copyright. I'm sure to win because I have almost every lawyer ever down here.
Sell weapons to everybody.


VOTE FOR CONTINUE ME I DO DISS
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #408 on: January 29, 2013, 06:29:01 pm »

Give assistant a raise.

Continue work on game. Get it into a playable state, with minimal bugs and features fully implemented. Playtest.

...Try to remember what game I was working on. Some RTS?
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #409 on: January 29, 2013, 06:41:59 pm »

MOAR TURBO. MAKE IT MYSELF IF NEED BE.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #410 on: January 29, 2013, 08:01:10 pm »

Curse the dead ringer not allowing me to be invisble all the time. Regardless, stare guard into coma. Nick his keys and leave.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #411 on: January 30, 2013, 12:32:13 pm »

>Get new TARDIS
>Get new job exploring space-time
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #412 on: January 30, 2013, 05:34:06 pm »

>Use quantum mechanics to put everyone else back in their original, traffic-stuck car.

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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #413 on: February 22, 2013, 03:41:59 am »

BUMPA PAWNCH
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #414 on: February 22, 2013, 05:57:39 pm »

Build nuclear reactor. Leave it unattended until it melts down.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #415 on: February 22, 2013, 10:08:22 pm »

UPEND THE TABLE AND START PLAYING DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS
(3) YOU SMASH YOUR FISTS INTO THE MARBLE TABLE. IT HURTS, BUT YOU MANAGE NOT TO CRY BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN.
Sue Disney for violating my copyright. I'm sure to win because I have almost every lawyer ever down here.
Sell weapons to everybody.


VOTE FOR CONTINUE ME I DO DISS
(5) THE LAWYERS OF HELL UNITE, AND LIKE THE MONGOLS CRASHING UPON THE WALLS OF CHINA, YOU OVERWHELM DISNEY AND TAKE THEM FOR EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT.
Give assistant a raise.

Continue work on game. Get it into a playable state, with minimal bugs and features fully implemented. Playtest.

...Try to remember what game I was working on. Some RTS?

(6)YOU MAKE HER AN EQUAL PARTNER IN THE BUSINESS. SHE'S SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED AT ALL THE TRUST YOU'RE PUTTING INTO HER. (3) YOU POST A BLOG UPDATE ABOUT HOW YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO UPDATE YET. (1) THE PLAYTESTERS, SOME GUYS YOU GOT OFF OF XBOX LIVE, CLAIM IT'S "TTLY GHEY, 2 EZ 2 HAK. OTHR GUIZ BEET ME 2 EZ, LOL." THEN THEY TRASH YOUR OFFICE.She'd rather you put something else into her, if you haven't gotten the hint yet.
MOAR TURBO. MAKE IT MYSELF IF NEED BE.
(6) YOU GET TO WORK MAKING TURBO. AND THEN A FEW HOURS LATER, YOU AWAKEN IN A PRISON CELL.
Curse the dead ringer not allowing me to be invisble all the time. Regardless, stare guard into coma. Nick his keys and leave.
(6) YOU STARE THE GUARD INTO A COMA. BY THE DESK. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HALL. YOU TRY TO USE THE FORCE TO GRAB HIS KEYS... THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
>Get new TARDIS
>Get new job exploring space-time
(6) YOU BREAK INTO ANOTHER TARDIS, WHEN YOU NOTICE YOU HAVE A GUEST. OR IS HE THE HOST? ANYWAY, HE JUST EITHER COMMITED THE DOUBLE CRIME OF BREAKING AND ENTERING AND MURDER, OR JUST THE CRIME OF MURDER.
>Use quantum mechanics to put everyone else back in their original, traffic-stuck car.

VOTE CONTINUE
(5) SKIDOOSH! SCIENCE SUCCESS!
Build nuclear reactor. Leave it unattended until it melts down.
(5) YOU BUILD A FISSION CHAMBER, THEN ALL OF THE SURROUNDING INFRASTRUCTURE, BRINGING IN PEOPLE TO WORK. (4) THEN IT GOES KERSPLODE.

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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #416 on: February 22, 2013, 10:16:21 pm »

HAVE VICTORY DANCE WITH NATHAN BARNATT
SELL WEAPONS TO MYSELF, INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF WEAPONS THAT I HAVE
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN @#!*% . UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #417 on: February 22, 2013, 10:17:11 pm »

Develop Force powers. Lift the keys to me. I certainly have enough time.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #418 on: February 22, 2013, 10:30:35 pm »

Collect damages from "playtesters" for trashing my office.

Fix gaping holes in game.

Locate actual playtesters.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #419 on: February 22, 2013, 10:45:19 pm »

Collect damages from "playtesters" for trashing my office.

Fix gaping holes in game.

Locate actual playtesters.


CAN WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS YET GODDAMN

HIJACK THIS GUY'S GAME TO WHAT I WANT PLAYED
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