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CONTINUE?

THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162691 times)

Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #420 on: February 22, 2013, 11:13:28 pm »

MEOW?
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #421 on: February 23, 2013, 01:35:15 am »

BREAK OUT
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #422 on: February 23, 2013, 06:20:23 am »

Find a truck to drive.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #423 on: February 23, 2013, 07:17:45 am »

Light the empire state building on fire from the top floor. Jump off. Spread my legs and fly.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: LAST TURN BITCHES. UNLESS VOTE FOR CONTINUE
« Reply #424 on: February 23, 2013, 09:04:07 pm »

HAVE VICTORY DANCE WITH NATHAN BARNATT
SELL WEAPONS TO MYSELF, INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF WEAPONS THAT I HAVE

(6) YOU TUCKER YOURSELF OUT DANCING, AND AWAKEN IN A FRAT HOUSE, FEELING VERY SORE.
Develop Force powers. Lift the keys to me. I certainly have enough time.
(1) YOU KEEP WAVING YOUR HANDS AROUND, AND A NEW GUARD GIVES YOU AN ODD LOOK.
Collect damages from "playtesters" for trashing my office.

Fix gaping holes in game.

Locate actual playtesters.

(2) THEY GIVE YOU A LESSON ON TRICKSHOTTING. 360 NOSCOPE LELELEL. (5) YOU FIX THE HOLES, WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING IT, MAYBE EVEN IMPROVING IT. AS PROGRAMMING GOES, YOU ARE A GOD. (6) YOU FIND THEM IN A PRISON, ALONGSIDE YOURSELF. I GUESS PRACTICING YOUR TRICKSHOTTING IRL WASN'T A GOOD IDEA.
Collect damages from "playtesters" for trashing my office.

Fix gaping holes in game.

Locate actual playtesters.


CAN WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS YET GODDAMN

HIJACK THIS GUY'S GAME TO WHAT I WANT PLAYED

(5) YOU HACK INTO HIS PROGRAMMING AND CONVERT IT INTO DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS ONLINE. MEANWHILE, GWG'S ASSISTANT (1) CRIES.
MEOW?
(4) MEW.
BREAK OUT
(5) YOU BREAK OUT AND BREAK IT DOWN.
Find a truck to drive.
(1) YOU FIND A TRUCK, IF BY TRUCK, YOU MEAN MECHA, AND BY DRIVE, YOU MEAN BE CRUSHED UNDER.
Light the empire state building on fire from the top floor. Jump off. Spread my legs and fly.
(4) YOU IGNITE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. IT BEGINS TO SHUDDER. (2) YOU JUMP, BUT CAN'T CLEAR THE RAIL.

LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
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MISKO
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #425 on: February 23, 2013, 09:09:45 pm »

GAIN ENERGY FROM DANCE
SPONTANEOUSLY SHOOT MINI BARNATTS AT EVERYTHING
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #426 on: February 23, 2013, 09:16:22 pm »

HULK OUT, RAMPAGE TO WORK.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #427 on: February 23, 2013, 09:19:19 pm »

Ressurect!
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #428 on: February 23, 2013, 09:38:10 pm »

Again! Use the power of pianocat to propel myself at terminal velocity into the exoskeleton of a great spehs hamster. Assume direct control of said spehs hamster.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #429 on: February 23, 2013, 11:15:14 pm »

Sue Lord Slowpoke.

Release game.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #430 on: February 24, 2013, 09:14:45 am »

Sue Lord Slowpoke.

Release game.


COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #431 on: February 24, 2013, 09:58:52 am »

Sue Lord Slowpoke.
Release game.

COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
You stole my game AND don't understand how math or economics works.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #432 on: February 24, 2013, 10:21:43 am »

Sue Lord Slowpoke.
Release game.

COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
You stole my game AND don't understand how math or economics works.

and since when has that stopped anyone from anything
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #433 on: February 24, 2013, 12:01:37 pm »

Sue Lord Slowpoke.
Release game.

COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
You stole my game AND don't understand how math or economics works.

and since when has that stopped anyone from anything
He has a very valid point.
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I shall be ready! My head is full of disturbing but useful information. And all it cost me was my peace of mind and sanity. A bargain!
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They told me to aim higher, so we dug deeper.

misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #434 on: February 24, 2013, 12:28:18 pm »

Send lawyer who helped me when I went to jail to aid Lord Slowpoke's action. SUE HIS ASS. Also, make it 200% royalties, and give me 40% of it,  giving Slowpoke 160% royalties.
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