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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Xantalos]

Take over Hell
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell

[misko27]

THEN SWITCH JOB TO SPY.
Backstab GWG, hide behind his computer or any other furniture to give me time to get into disguise, then sap.
Best, idea, disguise as him. To his assistant:"I don't actually like this idea very much. Furthermore, I will have no more need of your services. To recieve your last check, please send down the forms for dissolvement of the company, to my office."

[Slayerhero90]

KIWI! C:

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whatever. I barely remember what I was doing.

Continue compilation and such.

[Vorthon]

Respawn, make warpshoes, warpstep to work.

[Tavik Toth]

DERM ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. REND THEM APART AS PLAN B. IF THAT FAILS USE ALL OTHER DESTROY UNIVERSE PLANS.

[Aseaheru]

END GAME.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Let me see, the last time the TARDIS exploded, cracks in time appeared that could retroactively delete people (ie. they were never born), and because of those cracks in time, the universe began to retroactively delete itself...that would mean game over...

[da_nang]

>RE-EMERGE AS MULTIVERSE ANOMALY
>REPAIR MULTIVERSE

[Spinal_Taper]

Take over Hell
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell

(5) HELL IS NOW YOUR DOMAIN. SO ORIGINAL! (NOT) (4) HELL CO ACCEPTS YOU AS ITS CEO, AND YOU BEGIN TO (2) REALIZE THERE ISN'T ANY WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT INFRASTRUCTURE. JUST DISNEY MERCHANDISE. (3) YUP.

THEN SWITCH JOB TO SPY.
Backstab GWG, hide behind his computer or any other furniture to give me time to get into disguise, then sap.
Best, idea, disguise as him. To his assistant:"I don't actually like this idea very much. Furthermore, I will have no more need of your services. To recieve your last check, please send down the forms for dissolvement of the company, to my office."

(4) YOU STAB GWG IN THE BACK, THEN (4) DISGUISE, BEFORE (6) SAPPING HIS SENTRY. YOU TAKE A MOMENT TO TAUNT AND DECLOAK, BEFORE FEELING SOMETHING HEAVY AND METALLIC SMASH INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, THEN HEARING A LOUD CRACK.

KIWI! C:

(2) NO FRUITS ALLOWED!

Whatever. I barely remember what I was doing.

Continue compilation and such.

(1) A LITTLE BUSY DYING. (5) YOUR ASSISTANT CRADLESS YOUR BODY IN HER ARMS, CRYING. AS THE TEARS FALL ONTO YOU, YOU FEEL POWER RETURNING TO YOUR LIMBS AND BODY AS A WHOLE. SHE STARES IN AWE AS YOU RECOVER.

Respawn, make warpshoes, warpstep to work.

(4) YOU RESPAWN, THEN (1) GET DUBSTEPPED TO DEATH.

DERM ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. REND THEM APART AS PLAN B. IF THAT FAILS USE ALL OTHER DESTROY UNIVERSE PLANS.

(4) YOU DERM'D ALL THE UNIVERSES, CONGRATS.

END GAME.

(3) YOU'VE RUINED A BINDING OF ISSAC GAME. HAPPY?

Let me see, the last time the TARDIS exploded, cracks in time appeared that could retroactively delete people (ie. they were never born), and because of those cracks in time, the universe began to retroactively delete itself...that would mean game over...

LOL U THINK I CARE?

>RE-EMERGE AS MULTIVERSE ANOMALY
>REPAIR MULTIVERSE

(4) YOU RESPAWN AS A QUANTUM MECHANIC AND GET TO WORK REPAIRING. (4) YOU DO SO.


LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO

[GreatWyrmGold]

Somehow think this is You Always Roll 5 and wonder why no one is rolling 5.


Smack misko27 for killing me and sabotaging my work. Call the police. Press charges. Continue work.

[Xantalos]

Begin making weapons out of Disney merchandise, making the weapons even more deadly than normal.
Begin selling weapons to everyone, making massive profit.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Get new TARDIS
>Quit job
>Get new job exploring space-time

[misko27]

After respawning and escapign jail if necessary, look around town for a flower store and bomb shop.

[Vorthon]

Respawn, take a fuckton of Turbo. and jog to work.