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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

44 (80%)

BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Tavik Toth]

KILL EVERYONE ELSE IN WAY.
BATTLESHIP BE FULL SIZE
FTL TO WORK.

[miauw62]

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.

[LordSlowpoke]

SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE BAGEL ACROSS THE MONORAIL WRECKAGE AND WORKWARDS

[GreatWyrmGold]

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.[/u]

No way that could go wrong.
1-2: Car crashes.
3: Car kinda drives itself but crashes.
4: Something between 3 and 5.
5: Success! You don't die,
6: Car becomes homicidal.

[miauw62]

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.[/u]

No way that could go wrong.
1-2: Car crashes.
3: Car kinda drives itself but crashes.
4: Something between 3 and 5.
5: Success! You don't die,
6: Car becomes homicidal.

I'M JAMES BOND. THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.

[Aseaheru]

besides, im there.

[Parsely]

PICK UP ATTRACTIVE FEMALES. OWN THE ROAD.

[Xantalos]

EVERSE HELL TO WORK

[Spinal_Taper]

RUN TO WORK.

(1) YOU TRIP AND FALL, FRACTURING YOUR SKULL! WELCOME TO THE HOSPITAL!

Pity Dates! Yay!
>Use Gentlemen powers and Intellectual conversation to win her over.
>Order Whatever she likes most.
>Ask about her interests.
>Flirt Akwardly.
>End Date on best note possible.
>Summon NASCAR Limosuine to drive off in. Unless she wants to join me. Then regular Limosuine.

(6) YOU DO SO. SHE'S ENCHANTED WITH YOU, YOUR PERSONALITY, AND YOUR LOOKS. SO ENCHANTED, IN FACT, THAT SHE LITERALLY DRAGS YOU BACK TO HER PLACE AND... WELL...

hitchhike.

(5) YOU HITCHHIKE TO WORK! TRAVELING IN STYLE!

Cheer, and fly the dragon to work. On arrival, BLOW UP THE BUILDING.

(5) YOU FLY TO WORK, AND ALDUIN ONLY DESTROYS A FEW PLANES OF THE LIVING AND THE DEAD ON THE WAY.

GET OUT.
SUMMON UFO. OR WALK.

(5) YOU HEAD TO WORK AT A SWIFT JOG.

give up on teleporter tech and activate wormhole instead

(4) IT SENDS YOU FORWARD!

CARTWHEEL IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF WORK. OBTAIN VIABLE DEFENSIVE WEAPONS ON THE WAY.

(2) YOU FALL DOWN WHILE YOU CARTWHEEL, AND IT HURTS.

>BE ATTRACTIVE FEMALE

>HITCHHIKE ALONG WITH ASEAHERU (ATTRACTIVE FEMALES GET +1 TO HITCHHIKING, RIGHT? OF COURSE THAT OFTEN LEADS TO OVERSHOTS...)

(3) YOU ARE AN ATTRACTIVE SHEMALE. AWKWARD.

KILL EVERYONE ELSE IN WAY.
BATTLESHIP BE FULL SIZE
FTL TO WORK.

(2) THEY KILL YOU PRETTY FAST.

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.

(2) YOU CRASH. (1) YOINK BURNS ALIVE.

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.

SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE BAGEL ACROSS THE MONORAIL WRECKAGE AND WORKWARDS

(3) THE BAGEL ISN'T A VERY GOOD SLED.

PICK UP ATTRACTIVE FEMALES. OWN THE ROAD.

(5) GOOD THING THOSE SUPERMODELS BUS BROKE DOWN. (1) BAD THING THEY WERE ALL LAWYERS, AND SUE THE ROAD FROM YOU, AS WELL AS MOST OF YOUR MONEY.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 7.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 30 miles
GWG: 4 miles
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 7.5 MILES

[Cassandra]

Just keep flying to work, striking up a conversation with Alduin on the way.

[Slayerhero90]

You skipped my turn!

YES.

[Spinal_Taper]

Just keep flying to work, striking up a conversation with Anduin on the way.

((ALDUIN, COUGH COUGH.))

[scapheap]

get out, thrown car to work, hold on to car somehow

[Tavik Toth]

TELEPORT TO WORK

[Parsely]

BAD FEMALES. TORCH THEIR ASSES. CONTINUE ON MY MERRY FUCKING WAY.