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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
- 44 (80%)
BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
- 11 (20%)

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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162693 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2012, 07:03:23 am »

KILL EVERYONE ELSE IN WAY.
BATTLESHIP BE FULL SIZE
FTL TO WORK.
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miauw62

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2012, 07:10:45 am »

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2012, 08:00:10 am »

SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE BAGEL ACROSS THE MONORAIL WRECKAGE AND WORKWARDS
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2012, 10:06:48 am »

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.[/u]
No way that could go wrong.
1-2: Car crashes.
3: Car kinda drives itself but crashes.
4: Something between 3 and 5.
5: Success! You don't die,
6: Car becomes homicidal.
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miauw62

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2012, 10:43:11 am »

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.[/u]
No way that could go wrong.
1-2: Car crashes.
3: Car kinda drives itself but crashes.
4: Something between 3 and 5.
5: Success! You don't die,
6: Car becomes homicidal.

I'M JAMES BOND. THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #50 on: November 24, 2012, 12:01:36 pm »

besides, im there.
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Parsely

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #51 on: November 24, 2012, 02:07:16 pm »

PICK UP ATTRACTIVE FEMALES. OWN THE ROAD.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #52 on: November 25, 2012, 01:29:08 am »

EVERSE HELL TO WORK
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2012, 04:41:04 pm »

RUN TO WORK.
(1) YOU TRIP AND FALL, FRACTURING YOUR SKULL! WELCOME TO THE HOSPITAL!

Pity Dates! Yay!
>Use Gentlemen powers and Intellectual conversation to win her over.
>Order Whatever she likes most.
>Ask about her interests.
>Flirt Akwardly.

>End Date on best note possible.
>Summon NASCAR Limosuine to drive off in. Unless she wants to join me. Then regular Limosuine.
(6) YOU DO SO. SHE'S ENCHANTED WITH YOU, YOUR PERSONALITY, AND YOUR LOOKS. SO ENCHANTED, IN FACT, THAT SHE LITERALLY DRAGS YOU BACK TO HER PLACE AND... WELL...

hitchhike.
(5) YOU HITCHHIKE TO WORK! TRAVELING IN STYLE!
Cheer, and fly the dragon to work. On arrival, BLOW UP THE BUILDING.
(5) YOU FLY TO WORK, AND ALDUIN ONLY DESTROYS A FEW PLANES OF THE LIVING AND THE DEAD ON THE WAY.

GET OUT.
SUMMON UFO. OR WALK.
(5) YOU HEAD TO WORK AT A SWIFT JOG.

give up on teleporter tech and activate wormhole instead
(4) IT SENDS YOU FORWARD!

CARTWHEEL IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF WORK. OBTAIN VIABLE DEFENSIVE WEAPONS ON THE WAY.
(2) YOU FALL DOWN WHILE YOU CARTWHEEL, AND IT HURTS.

>BE ATTRACTIVE FEMALE

>HITCHHIKE ALONG WITH ASEAHERU (ATTRACTIVE FEMALES GET +1 TO HITCHHIKING, RIGHT? OF COURSE THAT OFTEN LEADS TO OVERSHOTS...)
(3) YOU ARE AN ATTRACTIVE SHEMALE. AWKWARD.

KILL EVERYONE ELSE IN WAY.
BATTLESHIP BE FULL SIZE
FTL TO WORK.
(2) THEY KILL YOU PRETTY FAST.

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.
(2) YOU CRASH. (1) YOINK BURNS ALIVE.

PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.

SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE BAGEL ACROSS THE MONORAIL WRECKAGE AND WORKWARDS
(3) THE BAGEL ISN'T A VERY GOOD SLED.

PICK UP ATTRACTIVE FEMALES. OWN THE ROAD.
(5) GOOD THING THOSE SUPERMODELS BUS BROKE DOWN. (1) BAD THING THEY WERE ALL LAWYERS, AND SUE THE ROAD FROM YOU, AS WELL AS MOST OF YOUR MONEY.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 7.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 30 miles
GWG: 4 miles
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 7.5 MILES
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2012, 04:43:05 pm »

Just keep flying to work, striking up a conversation with Alduin on the way.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 04:46:01 pm by Cassandra »
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #56 on: November 25, 2012, 04:45:07 pm »

Just keep flying to work, striking up a conversation with Anduin on the way.
((ALDUIN, COUGH COUGH.))
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2012, 04:45:48 pm »

get out, thrown car to work, hold on to car somehow
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #58 on: November 25, 2012, 04:46:41 pm »

TELEPORT TO WORK
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Parsely

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #59 on: November 25, 2012, 04:53:11 pm »

BAD FEMALES. TORCH THEIR ASSES. CONTINUE ON MY MERRY FUCKING WAY.
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