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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
- 44 (80%)
BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
- 11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55


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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162054 times)

Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2012, 04:38:26 pm »

laugh at everyone on the ground, flying in your solar-powered-airship (yes there are sutch things)

play this.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2012, 04:41:00 pm »

MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL. 1000 SOULS TO BE RESPAWNED AT 5 MILES FROM WORK.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

borno

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2012, 05:36:20 pm »

RIP OFF NORMAL WORK CLOTHES, REVEALING SECRET NINJA CLOTHES UNDERNEATH!

GET ON TOP OF CAR AND START JUMPING FROM CAR TO CAR, OCCASIONALLY DOING A BACK FLIP OR TWO
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tryrar

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2012, 07:22:45 pm »

rebuild teleporter. IN A CAVE. WITH ROCKS. teleport to work(or at least back to my starting point)
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This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2012, 10:06:45 pm »

DRIVE FASTER!
WONDER HOW FAR IT IS TO WORK.
...APOLOGIZE AS I CRUSH NPCS.
(3) YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE TRAFFIC JAM. THEN RUN OUT OF GAS. RINSE, REPEAT.

CHARTER JET. TAKE OFF TOWARDS WORK!
(2) YOU STEAL A REMOTE CONTROL JET AND FLY IT TO YOUR OFFICE BUILDING.

BE JAMES BOND IN AWESOME ASTON MARTIN.
ACTIVATE ROCKET ENGINES. CYA MOTHAFUCKAZ!

(5) YOU FLY FORWARD AT AN INCREDIBLE PACE!

(I'm just assuming I'm Bob Ross now)
LEAD DEMONS IN REVOLUTION
OVERTHROW HELL
GET DEMON ARMY TO DRAG WORK DOWN TO HELL
GO TO WORK
AS KING OF HELL

(3,4)YOU GET SOME MINOR IMPS KIND OF ANGRY, (4) WHO THEN TAKE OVER A GOOD SIZED CHUNK OF HELL.

Turn car into battleship yamato that can drive on land.
DRIVE TO WORK
BLAST ALL IN WAY.
(6) YOU DO. IT'S TO SCALE, BUT A MUCH, MUCH SMALLER ONE. (4) YOU RIDE YOUR MINI VEHICLE TO WORK

ACTIVATE ULTRA-SIZE MODE. PROCEED TO OWN THE ROAD. HA THAT RHYMED.
(3,2,3) YOU GROW IN SIZE, TO ABOUT 3 INCHES ABOVE WHATEVER THE HELL YOU USED TO BE. THEN, YOU PUT A NO TRESPASSING SIGN ON THE ROAD. IT'S RUN OVER.

FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY HUMAN FEMALE REDHEAD DRIVER.
ASK HER OUT.
(3) PITY DATE TIME!

FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY REDHEAD DRIVER.
ASK HER OUT.

Refuse him, and fix the dragon button.
(5) THE DRAGON BUTTON CHANGES YOUR VEHICLE INTO ALDUIN.

LAUGH AT TRAFFIC JAM WHILE ONBOARD MONORAIL

EAT BAGEL

(2) THE MONORAIL CRASHES. (6) THE BAGEL SPILLS!

PERFORM SONG AND DANCE NUMBER, BE AS JOLLY AS POSSIBLE. ALSO, GET OUT OF CAR AND RUN TO WORK.
(4) YOU ARE APPLAUDED! (3) JUST... 10... MORE... MILES...

Kill everyone.
(1) YOU KILL YOURSELF

laugh at everyone on the ground, flying in your solar-powered-airship (yes there are sutch things)

play this.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016
(1) THEY GUN YOU DOWN IN VENGEANCE.

MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL. 1000 SOULS TO BE RESPAWNED AT 5 MILES FROM WORK.
(5) HE DOES IT, AND TAKES A LIKING TO YOU, AND THUS ELIMINATES YOUR DEBT.

RIP OFF NORMAL WORK CLOTHES, REVEALING SECRET NINJA CLOTHES UNDERNEATH!

GET ON TOP OF CAR AND START JUMPING FROM CAR TO CAR, OCCASIONALLY DOING A BACK FLIP OR TWO
(2,2) YOU COSPLAY AS NARUTO. THEN WATCH NARUTO.

rebuild teleporter. IN A CAVE. WITH ROCKS. teleport to work(or at least back to my starting point)
(3) IT TELEPORTS YOU 3 FEET CLOSER.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:7.5 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:5 miles
CASSANDRA: 10 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 7.5 miles
GWG: 6.5 miles
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 7.5 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 9.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
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Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2012, 10:09:06 pm »

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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2012, 10:10:11 pm »

RUN TO WORK.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2012, 10:13:10 pm »

Pity Dates! Yay!
>Use Gentlemen powers and Intellectual conversation to win her over.
>Order Whatever she likes most.
>Ask about her interests.
>Flirt Akwardly.

>End Date on best note possible.
>Summon NASCAR Limosuine to drive off in. Unless she wants to join me. Then regular Limosuine.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 10:49:13 pm by misko27 »
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Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2012, 10:29:44 pm »

hitchhike.
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2012, 10:42:03 pm »

Cheer, and fly the dragon to work. On arrival, BLOW UP THE BUILDING.
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borno

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2012, 11:13:32 pm »

YAY, NARUTO

WAIT, WHAT?

I HATE NARUTO!

SMASH TV, AND RUN TO WORK
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2012, 11:55:39 pm »

GET OUT.
SUMMON UFO. OR WALK.
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tryrar

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2012, 12:07:19 am »

give up on teleporter tech and activate wormhole instead
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This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

Harry Baldman

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2012, 02:12:00 am »

CARTWHEEL IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF WORK. OBTAIN VIABLE DEFENSIVE WEAPONS ON THE WAY.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2012, 06:10:12 am »

>BE ATTRACTIVE FEMALE

>HITCHHIKE ALONG WITH ASEAHERU (ATTRACTIVE FEMALES GET +1 TO HITCHHIKING, RIGHT? OF COURSE THAT OFTEN LEADS TO OVERSHOTS...)
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