DRIVE FASTER!
WONDER HOW FAR IT IS TO WORK.
...APOLOGIZE AS I CRUSH NPCS.
(3) YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE TRAFFIC JAM. THEN RUN OUT OF GAS. RINSE, REPEAT.
CHARTER JET. TAKE OFF TOWARDS WORK!
(2) YOU STEAL A REMOTE CONTROL JET AND FLY IT TO YOUR OFFICE BUILDING.
BE JAMES BOND IN AWESOME ASTON MARTIN.
ACTIVATE ROCKET ENGINES. CYA MOTHAFUCKAZ!
(5) YOU FLY FORWARD AT AN INCREDIBLE PACE!
(I'm just assuming I'm Bob Ross now)
LEAD DEMONS IN REVOLUTION
OVERTHROW HELL
GET DEMON ARMY TO DRAG WORK DOWN TO HELL
GO TO WORK
AS KING OF HELL
(3,4)YOU GET SOME MINOR IMPS KIND OF ANGRY, (4) WHO THEN TAKE OVER A GOOD SIZED CHUNK OF HELL.
Turn car into battleship yamato that can drive on land.
DRIVE TO WORK
BLAST ALL IN WAY.
(6) YOU DO. IT'S TO SCALE, BUT A MUCH, MUCH SMALLER ONE. (4) YOU RIDE YOUR MINI VEHICLE TO WORK
ACTIVATE ULTRA-SIZE MODE. PROCEED TO OWN THE ROAD. HA THAT RHYMED.
(3,2,3) YOU GROW IN SIZE, TO ABOUT 3 INCHES ABOVE WHATEVER THE HELL YOU USED TO BE. THEN, YOU PUT A NO TRESPASSING SIGN ON THE ROAD. IT'S RUN OVER.
FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY HUMAN FEMALE REDHEAD DRIVER.
ASK HER OUT.
(3) PITY DATE TIME!
FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY REDHEAD DRIVER.
ASK HER OUT.
Refuse him, and fix the dragon button.
(5) THE DRAGON BUTTON CHANGES YOUR VEHICLE INTO ALDUIN.
LAUGH AT TRAFFIC JAM WHILE ONBOARD MONORAIL
EAT BAGEL
(2) THE MONORAIL CRASHES. (6) THE BAGEL SPILLS!
PERFORM SONG AND DANCE NUMBER, BE AS JOLLY AS POSSIBLE. ALSO, GET OUT OF CAR AND RUN TO WORK.
(4) YOU ARE APPLAUDED! (3) JUST... 10... MORE... MILES...
Kill everyone.
(1) YOU KILL YOURSELF
laugh at everyone on the ground, flying in your solar-powered-airship (yes there are sutch things)
play this.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016
(1) THEY GUN YOU DOWN IN VENGEANCE.
MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL. 1000 SOULS TO BE RESPAWNED AT 5 MILES FROM WORK.
(5) HE DOES IT, AND TAKES A LIKING TO YOU, AND THUS ELIMINATES YOUR DEBT.
RIP OFF NORMAL WORK CLOTHES, REVEALING SECRET NINJA CLOTHES UNDERNEATH!
GET ON TOP OF CAR AND START JUMPING FROM CAR TO CAR, OCCASIONALLY DOING A BACK FLIP OR TWO
(2,2) YOU COSPLAY AS NARUTO. THEN WATCH NARUTO.
rebuild teleporter. IN A CAVE. WITH ROCKS. teleport to work(or at least back to my starting point)
(3) IT TELEPORTS YOU 3 FEET CLOSER.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:7.5 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:5 miles
CASSANDRA: 10 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 7.5 miles
GWG: 6.5 miles
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 7.5 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 9.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES