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Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3675 on: May 12, 2017, 10:17:38 pm »
that sounds like a joke i would make.

I would have waited for charlotte to die then eat both her and kate
alternatively, never go anywhere you dont know how to get back from
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3676 on: May 12, 2017, 10:34:58 pm »
Alternatively, get lost in the dessert. Delicious, delicious dessert.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3677 on: May 12, 2017, 10:49:15 pm »
This confuses me! Why does not the larger Charlotte human simply *eat* the smaller and weaker John and Eric?
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« Reply #3678 on: May 13, 2017, 01:02:43 am »
Because they'd all die of thirst before food becomes an issue anyway. And I think drinking blood ends badly for people.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3679 on: May 13, 2017, 03:35:48 am »
It surely ends more immediately badly for the person whose blood one drinks. And, like not out-running the lion/tiger/bear (oh my!), that is perhaps the first hurdle...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3680 on: May 13, 2017, 04:29:10 am »
>_>
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Lewd joke:

A man and his wife are in the ward, she having just given birth to their first son.
The man asks, "Doctor, how long until we can have sex?"
The doctor responds, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3681 on: May 13, 2017, 04:34:50 am »
Quote from: Arx on May 13, 2017, 04:29:10 am
>_>
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Lewd joke
This is relevant and unusually SFW for the comic:

http://oglaf.com/1dad/
« Last Edit: May 13, 2017, 06:56:05 am by Reelya »
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« Reply #3682 on: May 13, 2017, 05:04:55 am »
I'll try to translate this from Hungarian:
An Englishman and a Scotsman have dinner together. Satisfied with the waiters, he calls them over, hands them 10 pounds and says: "Divide it!" The Scotsman gives them a penny and says: "Multiply it!"
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« Reply #3683 on: May 13, 2017, 06:05:53 am »
The tightfistedness of my people has reached far and wide.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3684 on: May 13, 2017, 06:54:50 am »
Th joke's not believable. The Scotsman went out for dinner.
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« Reply #3685 on: May 13, 2017, 07:02:22 am »
Well he was obviously expecting the Englishman to pay for it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3686 on: May 13, 2017, 10:14:02 am »
Who invented the copper wire?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3687 on: May 13, 2017, 11:24:43 am »
"Honey, which one do you love more: clever or beautiful women?"
"Neither, I love you."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3688 on: May 14, 2017, 01:20:18 am »
World of Tanks.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3689 on: May 14, 2017, 03:07:44 am »
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