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hector13

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3180 on: February 21, 2016, 01:24:30 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 20, 2016, 11:16:17 pm
In Soviet Russia, punning can't resist you!
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You're so dreamy, TheBiggerFish, you'd make such a catch. You haddock me at "Soviet". Do you know a good plaice for our first date? I think we might be sole mates!

Whale, I think that's enough for now. If you want to keep in touch, just let minnow.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3181 on: February 21, 2016, 01:30:15 am »
I don't know if you should respond. There's something fishy about that person.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3182 on: February 21, 2016, 02:11:43 am »
Quote from: hector13 on February 21, 2016, 01:24:30 am
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 20, 2016, 11:16:17 pm
In Soviet Russia, punning can't resist you!
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You're so dreamy, TheBiggerFish, you'd make such a catch. You haddock me at "Soviet". Do you know a good plaice for our first date? I think we might be SILO mates!

Whale, I think that's enough for now. If you want to keep in touch, just let minnow.
With love, From Russia,
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3183 on: February 21, 2016, 03:11:13 am »
If is tain't broke, fix it 'til it is. You broke it
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3184 on: February 23, 2016, 05:10:32 am »
Quote from: hector13 on February 21, 2016, 03:11:13 am
If the taint is broke, fix it 'til it is. You broke it more
On how it was broke, i don't think you need to break it more.


...Grammar error=death/pun
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3185 on: February 23, 2016, 07:43:24 am »
So Pun*Grammar error = Death? Harsh justice.


Anyway, I always say that I like my enemies like I like my zoophiles.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3186 on: February 23, 2016, 07:26:31 pm »
Yeah, I wouldn't wish having to sleep with the inferior nonsentient fishes on anyone.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3187 on: February 25, 2016, 01:06:36 am »
Would fish even have a usable orifice?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3188 on: February 25, 2016, 01:47:44 am »
I think I just heard the tallest possible fisherman's tall tale: "The fish I almost caught was so big that when I reeled it in, the ocean emptied and my boat ran aground, so I had to let it go so I could come back home."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3189 on: February 25, 2016, 04:44:06 am »
And then the planet in which he resides disappeared.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3190 on: February 25, 2016, 10:05:32 am »
Quote from: Amperzand on February 25, 2016, 01:06:36 am
Would fish even have a usable orifice?

Depend on the fish, but the mouth should work fairly decently if it's not a specie that's too toothy.
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« Reply #3191 on: February 25, 2016, 10:12:44 am »
Could always be like a dolphin and eat the back half first.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3192 on: February 25, 2016, 10:13:28 am »
Oh God, imagine skull-fucking a moray eel - those pharyngeal jaws would be nasty...
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3193 on: February 25, 2016, 12:18:54 pm »
Why'd the lady who married an old bank teller's son get arrested?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3194 on: February 25, 2016, 10:48:07 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on February 25, 2016, 10:13:28 am
Oh God, imagine skull-fucking a moray eel - those pharyngeal jaws would be nasty...
Aaaugh what have I done
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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