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H4zardZ1

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3165 on: February 07, 2016, 05:42:40 am »
Let's see how much hees, larries and tees i can get with this.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3166 on: February 07, 2016, 11:55:51 am »
That...Eww.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3167 on: February 16, 2016, 12:09:23 pm »
So there was a fire in a small German condominium where four families lived (each occupied an entire floor), the building collapsed and buried some of the inhabitants.
On the first floor, there was a big family from Libya - they didn't make it.
On the second floor there was a bigger yet family from Syria - they didn't make it.
On the third floor there was an enormously oversized family from Somali - they didn't make it.
On the fourth floor, there was a German family, but none of them were hurt in a fire.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3168 on: February 16, 2016, 12:21:41 pm »
You're stealing comedians jobs with that joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3169 on: February 16, 2016, 03:19:57 pm »
Oh, are we doing racism jokes?
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3170 on: February 16, 2016, 04:14:31 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3171 on: February 16, 2016, 04:15:39 pm »
Quote from: a1s on February 16, 2016, 03:19:57 pm
Oh, are we doing racism jokes?
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Is this a new racist joke? I never thought I'd see the day...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3172 on: February 16, 2016, 04:49:13 pm »
No, it isn't new. It's old.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3173 on: February 16, 2016, 05:07:15 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on February 16, 2016, 04:15:39 pm
Quote from: a1s on February 16, 2016, 03:19:57 pm
Oh, are we doing racism jokes?
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Is this a new racist joke? I never thought I'd see the day...
It's a non-PC joke, I'll give it that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3174 on: February 16, 2016, 05:45:05 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on February 16, 2016, 04:15:39 pm
Quote from: a1s on February 16, 2016, 03:19:57 pm
Oh, are we doing racism jokes?
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Is this a new racist joke?
I wish.
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I painted my pc black because I thought it would run faster, but it just stopped working :c
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3175 on: February 17, 2016, 09:25:12 am »
Damn. Was new to me too.
Kudos regardless.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3176 on: February 20, 2016, 10:24:32 am »
Oh, compjokes. I like that
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Quote from: a1s on February 16, 2016, 05:45:05 pm
Quote from: Baffler on February 16, 2016, 04:15:39 pm
Quote from: a1s on February 16, 2016, 03:19:57 pm
Oh, are we doing racism jokes?
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Is this a new racist joke?
I wish.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3177 on: February 20, 2016, 03:06:42 pm »
Quote from: H4zardZ1 on February 20, 2016, 10:24:32 am
Oh, compjokes. I like that
What is the space and time equlavient on a computer?

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What will a robotic metal grinder say to a really hard thing?

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Congrats, you're in the right thread; these are some really shitty jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3178 on: February 20, 2016, 10:54:26 pm »
...Can.t...resist...punning....

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3179 on: February 20, 2016, 11:16:17 pm »
In Soviet Russia, punning can't resist you!
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