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Urist McScoopbeard

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2745 on: October 18, 2015, 11:24:26 pm »
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« Reply #2746 on: October 18, 2015, 11:53:04 pm »
So weirdly enough I know the perfect cooking temperatures in celcius, I.e. Brownians and whatnot, but not in farenheit. Is it an easier number?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2747 on: October 18, 2015, 11:54:34 pm »
Quote from: Tack on October 18, 2015, 11:53:04 pm
So weirdly enough I know the perfect cooking temperatures in celcius, I.e. Brownians and whatnot, but not in farenheit. Is it an easier number?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2748 on: October 18, 2015, 11:56:49 pm »
20 is chill, 30 is warm, 40 is hot.

How hard is that to remember?
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« Reply #2749 on: October 18, 2015, 11:58:38 pm »
Quote from: Tack on October 18, 2015, 11:53:04 pm
I know the perfect cooking temperatures in celcius, I.e. Brownians and whatnot
Are Brownians the fans of Dan Brown? I don't see why you would want to eat them. Too much fantasy science portrayed as real gives the meat an annoying aftertaste. Still, out of curiosity, what is the right temperature to cook them?
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« Reply #2750 on: October 19, 2015, 12:09:03 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2751 on: October 19, 2015, 12:10:18 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on October 18, 2015, 11:58:38 pm
Quote from: Tack on October 18, 2015, 11:53:04 pm
I know the perfect cooking temperatures in celcius, I.e. Brownians and whatnot
Are Brownians the fans of Dan Brown? I don't see why you would want to eat them. Too much fantasy science portrayed as real gives the meat an annoying aftertaste. Still, out of curiosity, what is the right temperature to cook them?
325°F of course, assuming a slab of meat no more than 6 inches thick.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2752 on: October 19, 2015, 12:21:19 am »
Heheh. Doh. Mixed up Brownian and Maillard.
Not that they're mutually exclusive in the kitchen.

But yes, meat should be around 150°C on the outside at some point during the cooking, but preferably no more than 60°C on the inside, depending on rarity.

I think med rare temp in farenheit is about 135°F?
Only really important for sous vide snobs though.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2753 on: October 19, 2015, 12:24:00 am »
Quote from: Tack on October 18, 2015, 11:53:04 pm
So weirdly enough I know the perfect cooking temperatures in celcius, I.e. Brownians and whatnot, but not in farenheit. Is it an easier number?
Yes it is. Turn the grill on all the way.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2754 on: October 19, 2015, 12:26:28 am »
Oh god, the european... it's infecting me.
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« Reply #2755 on: October 19, 2015, 12:35:15 am »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on October 19, 2015, 12:24:00 am
Quote from: Tack on October 18, 2015, 11:53:04 pm
Is cooking in farenheit an easier number?
Yes it is. Turn the grill on all the way.
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« Reply #2756 on: October 19, 2015, 12:49:44 am »
Only fire live there anyways.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2757 on: October 19, 2015, 01:06:26 am »
And mermaid tallow. Lots of mermaid tallow
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« Reply #2758 on: October 20, 2015, 03:30:22 am »
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And mermaid tallow. Lots of mermaid tallow
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« Reply #2759 on: October 20, 2015, 06:54:44 am »
What do you call it when one caveman humps another? Homo erectus.
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