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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2535 on: September 09, 2015, 09:43:24 pm »
Everyone has at least a bit of humanity in them. Especially the cannibals.
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« Reply #2536 on: September 09, 2015, 10:02:51 pm »
Quote from: TheDarkStar on September 09, 2015, 09:43:24 pm
Everyone has at least a bit of humanity in them. Especially the cannibals.
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« Reply #2537 on: September 10, 2015, 04:02:11 am »
Quote from: TheDarkStar on September 09, 2015, 09:43:24 pm
Everyone has at least a bit of humanity in them. Especially the cannibals.
OP said terrible jokes and not amazing jokes.
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« Reply #2538 on: September 10, 2015, 09:44:27 am »
Q.) What do you call it when the Japanese army sings a hip-hop song about a major Chinese city?
A.) The Rap of Nanking
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« Reply #2539 on: September 10, 2015, 03:46:15 pm »
Ahahaha. Alright, that one's brilliant.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2540 on: September 10, 2015, 04:12:00 pm »
Quote from: LordPyrrole on September 07, 2015, 06:42:27 pm
DATING TIP: Put your arm around her, then the other arm, complete the tackle, it's 4th down so they have to punt, wait this might be football.

A friend told me this today after I had flunked out with a girl.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2541 on: September 12, 2015, 06:09:52 am »
Playing Scrabble with some friends

One person put down 'Razor' except spelt 'Razer'.

I asked if they had an O, and they actually did have one.

After this, I said: "That was a close shave!"

I cracked up laughing, whilst everyone else just stared at me.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2542 on: September 12, 2015, 09:28:28 pm »
What's a programmer's favorite wrestling move?

Compile driver.

(I'm actually somewhat proud of myself for this one.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2543 on: September 14, 2015, 01:16:36 am »
Hey a typing thing. Let me try.

ia ia cthulhu ftaghn

wait shit
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2544 on: September 14, 2015, 06:49:37 am »
Are you sleepy?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is the only pun that i could do with sod ium.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2545 on: September 14, 2015, 07:55:07 am »
Quote from: H4zardZ1 on September 14, 2015, 06:49:37 am
This is the only pun that i could do with sod ium.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2546 on: September 14, 2015, 07:58:30 am »
Quote from: H4zardZ1 on September 14, 2015, 06:49:37 am
Are you sleepy?
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This is the only pun that i could do with sod ium.
I don't get it.
(also it's Na3P, but I see why you would use the short version)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2547 on: September 14, 2015, 08:27:52 pm »
Chemistry Teacher: What's H2SO4?
Student: Uh... It's on the tip of my tongue.
Chemistry Teacher: Then you'd better spit it out, it's sulphuric acid.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2548 on: September 14, 2015, 08:49:50 pm »
i ask you to cesium and desist
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« Reply #2549 on: September 14, 2015, 08:59:09 pm »
Sodium.
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