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Tack

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2505 on: September 07, 2015, 10:12:45 am »
No

... Damn.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Arx

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2506 on: September 07, 2015, 10:37:56 am »
Typos make everything cool to the max.

I don't seem to be very good at this game.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2507 on: September 07, 2015, 11:37:21 am »
I feel like I'm getting scammed, but why not.

Typos make everything cool to the max.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2508 on: September 07, 2015, 03:34:25 pm »
Cleaerly if you artn t making typosy oui jsur need to toy=e faster
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2509 on: September 07, 2015, 04:24:40 pm »
Typing makes everything cool to the max
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2510 on: September 07, 2015, 04:27:22 pm »
typos make everything cools to the max
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2511 on: September 07, 2015, 04:29:10 pm »
Oh fuck, I just noticed that I made a non-typing error :D
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2512 on: September 07, 2015, 04:32:32 pm »
Typos make everything cool to the mac.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2513 on: September 07, 2015, 04:38:22 pm »
Typos are shit why are we doing this
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2514 on: September 07, 2015, 05:50:36 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You just had to ruin it OW, didn't you...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2515 on: September 07, 2015, 06:42:27 pm »
DATING TIP: Put your arm around her, then the other arm, complete the tackle, it's 4th down so they have to punt, wait this might be football.

A friend told me this today after I had flunked out with a girl.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2516 on: September 07, 2015, 08:06:28 pm »
I love that.
So.
Much.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2517 on: September 07, 2015, 09:46:17 pm »
Quote from: LordPyrrole on September 07, 2015, 06:42:27 pm
DATING TIP: Put your arm around her, then the other arm, complete the tackle, it's 4th down so they have to punt, wait this might be football.

A friend told me this today after I had flunked out with a girl.

This is a great joke. WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?!!?!?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2518 on: September 08, 2015, 01:01:06 am »
My wurst nightmare is one where I'm buried alive in sausages.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2519 on: September 08, 2015, 01:04:24 am »
Q.) Why did Ronald McDonald try to eat a large overpriced computer?
A.) It was a big Mac
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