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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2340 on: July 13, 2015, 11:39:30 am »
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Quote from: Akura on July 13, 2015, 10:32:20 am
Quote from: a book titled "14000 Things to be Happy About"
babies that never cry

Quote from: a coworker
What kind of baby never cries?

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The female parental unit will instead be the one crying. And also beating you over the head with a vase.
Since a similar problem is already solved, you may consider expanding the solution domain.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2341 on: July 13, 2015, 11:43:43 am »
The KGB Headquarters was well known as the tallest building in Moscow, since you could lay down in the basement and see Siberia.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2342 on: July 13, 2015, 12:23:00 pm »
What's the difference between potato salad and a dead fetus?

I don't eat potato salad.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2343 on: July 13, 2015, 12:55:59 pm »
What's worse than 10 dead babies hanging from a tree?

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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2344 on: July 13, 2015, 12:58:11 pm »
You guys have got to find some new dead baby jokes. It's not like you can't find them in a dumpster or under a bush, geez.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2345 on: July 13, 2015, 04:32:24 pm »
So are you saying we should... start making more of them?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2346 on: July 13, 2015, 04:35:58 pm »
It's the only possible solution. Some kind of industrialised process might be worth looking into as well.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2347 on: July 13, 2015, 04:44:49 pm »
Putting breeding pairs in chains next to eachother worked last time, but you can't drain the human babies like with merfolk...
No, wait. Flooding the breeding room to flush babies into collecting area might actually work, and if kept submerged long enough you don't even have to individually kill them. Someone should try it in fortress mode to see if it works.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2348 on: July 15, 2015, 04:14:07 pm »
What do you call a character in a work of fiction who is supposedly completely perfect, is liked by everyone around her, and is a lawyer?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2349 on: July 15, 2015, 08:43:12 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 15, 2015, 04:14:07 pm
What do you call a character in a work of fiction who is supposedly completely perfect, is liked by everyone around him, and is an anthropomorphic bowl of soup?
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FTFY.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2350 on: July 15, 2015, 10:25:34 pm »
Quote from: a1s on July 15, 2015, 08:43:12 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 15, 2015, 04:14:07 pm
What do you call a character in a work of fiction who is supposedly completely perfect, is liked by everyone around him, and is pretty shitty?
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FTFY.
FTFY.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2351 on: July 16, 2015, 12:13:59 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on July 15, 2015, 10:25:34 pm
Quote from: a1s on July 15, 2015, 08:43:12 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 15, 2015, 04:14:07 pm
What do you call a character in a work of fiction who is supposedly completely perfect, is liked by everyone around him, and seems like he knows it all but is actually full of hot air and shit?
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FTFY.
FTFY.
FTFY. toilet humour is quality humour
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2352 on: July 17, 2015, 11:08:03 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on July 16, 2015, 12:13:59 am
Quote from: Helgoland on July 15, 2015, 10:25:34 pm
Quote from: a1s on July 15, 2015, 08:43:12 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 15, 2015, 04:14:07 pm
What do you call a character in a work of fiction who is supposedly completely perfect, is liked by everyone around him, and seems like he knows it all but is actually a cartilaginous fish and shit?
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FTFY.
FTFY.
FTFY. toilet humour is quality humour
FTFY. agreed
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2353 on: July 17, 2015, 11:33:52 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on July 17, 2015, 11:08:03 pm
Quote from: Spehss _ on July 16, 2015, 12:13:59 am
Quote from: Helgoland on July 15, 2015, 10:25:34 pm
Quote from: a1s on July 15, 2015, 08:43:12 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 15, 2015, 04:14:07 pm
What do you call a character in a work of fiction who is supposedly completely perfect, is liked by everyone around him, and seems like he knows it all but will actually spear this quote pyramid and shit?
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FTFY
FTFY.
FTFY.
FTFY. toilet humour is quality humour
FTFY. agreed
« Last Edit: July 17, 2015, 11:41:01 pm by Magnumcannon »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2354 on: July 17, 2015, 11:43:09 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on July 17, 2015, 11:33:52 pm
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on July 17, 2015, 11:08:03 pm
Quote from: Spehss _ on July 16, 2015, 12:13:59 am
Quote from: Helgoland on July 15, 2015, 10:25:34 pm
Quote from: a1s on July 15, 2015, 08:43:12 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 15, 2015, 04:14:07 pm
There once was a woman in the 1940's who evaded the occupation, freed all of the fellow hebrews, brought down the occupation all by herself, assassinated hitler and made steamy passionate love to Rommel. What was her name?
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FTFY.
FTFY.
FTFY. toilet humour is quality humour
FTFY. agreed
FTFY.
FTFY.I don't get it.
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