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[Bohandas]

A guy is informed he has won a lifetime supply of steaks. He is taken to a room with 2 cheap steaks on a table. Before he can complain about the quantity the door is bricked up behind him.

Ugh, he wouldn't even die before he ate the two steaks.

Well the idea was he'd die of starvation. The steaks define the remainder of his lifetime

[scrdest]

A guy is informed he has won a lifetime supply of steaks. He is taken to a room with 2 cheap steaks on a table. Before he can complain about the quantity the door is bricked up behind him.

Ugh, he wouldn't even die before he ate the two steaks.

Well the idea was he'd die of starvation. The steaks define the remainder of his lifetime

He wouldn't die the moment he stopped eating them, ergo they aren't a lifetime supply.

It's in the terrible jokes thread anyway, so I won't pick at it further.

[Eric Blank]

He could eat them really, really slowly, and suffocate when he runs out of oxygen.

[TheDarkStar]

He could eat them really, really slowly, and suffocate when he runs out of oxygen.

If the room was airtight, he'd probably run out of oxygen before starving. I'm not so sure about dying of thirst, though.

[Spehss _]

He could eat them really, really slowly, and suffocate when he runs out of oxygen.

If the room was airtight, he'd probably run out of oxygen before starving. I'm not so sure about dying of thirst, though.

The steaks could be really dry and over-salted.

[hops]

A guy is informed he has won a lifetime supply of steaks. He is taken to a room with 2 cheap steaks on a table. Before he can complain about the quantity the door is bricked up behind him and the C4 starts to tick.

FTFY

[Helgoland]

A guy is informed he has won a lifetime supply of steaks. He is taken to a room with 2 cheap steaks on a table. Before he can complain about the quantity the door is bricked up behind him with additional steaks and the room starts filling with steaks until there's no more air just steaks and he can't breathe any more because steaks contain too little oxygen and also won't fit down his windpipe

FTFY

FTFY

[XXXXYYYY]

Guess you could say he... steaked too much on his prize.

[Spehss _]

Guess you could say he... steaked too much on his prize.

Congratulations, for making that pun you just won a lifetime supply of steaks! Now get in the room. Don't mind the bricks and mortar next to the door. Also don't mind the mysterious ticking noise, that's just a clock.

[Bumber]

A guy is informed he has won a lifetime supply of steaks. He is taken to a room with 2 cheap steaks on a table. Before he can complain about the quantity he is impaled through the heart with a wooden steak stake.

FTFY

[hops]

A guy is informed he has won a lifetime supply of steaks. He is taken to a room with 2 cheap steaks on a table. Before he can complain about the quantity the door is bricked up behind him with additional steaks and the room starts filling with steaks until there's no more air just steaks and he can't breathe any more because steaks contain too little oxygen and also won't fit down his windpipe

FTFY

FTFY

"You expect me to breath with all these steaks!?"
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dine."

[Orange Wizard]

Well, now he has to find a way out.

[origamiscienceguy]

He could just climb over the bricks, right? It didn't specifically mention that the room was enclosed.

[a1s]

He could just climb over the bricks, right? It didn't specifically mention that the room was enclosed.

This isn't the lateral thinking puzzle thread. 
Speaking of, we should start one up again.

[Rose]

Sometimes I wonder if I should re-post the jokes that sometimes appear in the whatsapp group I'm in, but I think they might be too terrible even for this thread.