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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1695 on: February 11, 2015, 09:02:40 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on February 11, 2015, 12:34:33 am
Q.) What do you call a show where smart mouthed fast-food products fight a yearly deathmatch in a futuristic dystopia?
A.) Aqua Teen Hunger Games

...Might not be a bad concept, actually.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1696 on: February 11, 2015, 10:36:48 am »
Quote from: Akura on February 11, 2015, 09:02:40 am
Quote from: Bohandas on February 11, 2015, 12:34:33 am
Q.) What do you call a show where smart mouthed fast-food products fight a yearly deathmatch in a futuristic dystopia?
A.) Aqua Teen Hunger Games

...Might not be a bad concept, actually.
Isn't that the setting of every episode though?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1697 on: February 11, 2015, 10:41:56 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1698 on: February 12, 2015, 12:59:10 am »
Q.) What do you call a wig worn by a rabbit?
A.) a hare-piece
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1699 on: February 12, 2015, 06:22:23 pm »
Calculus pickup lines:

1. Hey Girl! Can I take your derivative? Cause I want to lie tangent to your curves!

2. Hey Girl! Can I take your second derivative? Cause I want to investigate your concavities!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1700 on: February 12, 2015, 07:03:06 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 12, 2015, 06:22:23 pm
Calculus pickup lines:

1. Hey Girl! Can I take your derivative? Cause I want to lie tangent to your curves!

2. Hey Girl! Can I take your second derivative? Cause I want to investigate your concavities!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1701 on: February 12, 2015, 07:03:51 pm »
are you in calculus?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1702 on: February 12, 2015, 11:47:13 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1703 on: February 12, 2015, 11:49:54 pm »
ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR A SEATTLE SEAHAWKS JOKE?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1704 on: February 12, 2015, 11:51:13 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 12, 2015, 11:49:54 pm
ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR A SEATTLE SEAHAWKS JOKE?
screw you.

Also yes please.

Edit: to clarify, im saying screw you because I live in Portland, and the Seahawks are our home team.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2015, 11:53:00 pm by 4maskwolf »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1705 on: February 12, 2015, 11:52:47 pm »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on February 12, 2015, 11:51:13 pm
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 12, 2015, 11:49:54 pm
ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR A SEATTLE SEAHAWKS JOKE?
screw you.

Also yes please.
Nevermind, I'll pass.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1706 on: February 12, 2015, 11:53:33 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 12, 2015, 11:52:47 pm
Quote from: 4maskwolf on February 12, 2015, 11:51:13 pm
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on February 12, 2015, 11:49:54 pm
ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR A SEATTLE SEAHAWKS JOKE?
screw you.

Also yes please.
Nevermind, I'll pass.
Nonono, please do, I was making a joke then realized you don't know where I live so you would take it the wrong way.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1707 on: February 12, 2015, 11:54:45 pm »
*Waiting intensifies*
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1708 on: February 12, 2015, 11:55:26 pm »
I think he was talking about passing on the screwing
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1709 on: February 12, 2015, 11:56:24 pm »
*waiting intensifies*
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