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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1710 on: February 13, 2015, 12:01:35 am »

Are you waiting for us to give you the go ahead with the joke? Or is waiting the joke?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1711 on: February 13, 2015, 12:03:31 am »

ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR A SEATTLE SEAHAWKS JOKE?
screw you.

Also yes please.
Nevermind, I'll pass.


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1712 on: February 13, 2015, 12:05:59 am »

Guyz, hes passing.  Unlike the Seahawks
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1713 on: February 13, 2015, 12:07:47 am »

Jesus Christ, even I got that immediately. And I don't sports (nor do any of my friends, so I don't go in for it for them either).
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« Reply #1714 on: February 13, 2015, 12:09:29 am »

Ah, thank you, I was starting to lose hope in humanity.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1715 on: February 13, 2015, 12:13:57 am »

Who the sod are the Seahawks?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1716 on: February 13, 2015, 12:15:14 am »

Podball players.

What do you call it when the leader of the USSR is putting off work?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1717 on: February 13, 2015, 12:16:33 am »

American football. The Seattle Seahawks lost the Super Bowl because they passed instead of running. Hence the joke "I'll pass."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1718 on: February 13, 2015, 12:18:30 am »

It also explains why nobody else got the joke.
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« Reply #1719 on: February 13, 2015, 12:21:17 am »

I didn't expect everyone to know it, but it was difficult seeing people who CLEARLY knew who the Seahawks were and not get the joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1720 on: February 13, 2015, 01:38:36 am »

I got the joke and I know nothing of any sport ever.
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« Reply #1721 on: February 13, 2015, 06:07:58 am »

I also don't know team sports and I got it. Maybe there's a pattern here. What about the people who didn't get it?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1722 on: February 13, 2015, 07:47:54 am »

I can recognize the name of a sports team when I see it, and I know what a "pass" means in sports, so I got the joke in principle, even if the particular details about how the Seahawks lost the Superbowl are unknown to me.
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« Reply #1723 on: February 13, 2015, 07:59:00 am »

I meant a pattern in the people who do or don't get it. ;)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1724 on: February 13, 2015, 08:40:26 am »

OSG just has a great setup
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